Thursday, June 25, 2026

Of Aliens and Bosoms


I took a walk early yesterday morning, before it got hot, up through Cricklewood and back again. I was surprised to find this huge plastic (fiberglass?) pachyderm standing outside the Crown hotel. Why, I have no idea. Made a good picture, though.


I also came across this flat on Fortune Green Road. Is this World Cup enthusiasm, or an attempt to keep the sun out of his/her windows? Could be both, I suppose. An interesting mix of countries, there.

I was really glad to get the walking out of the way early, when the temperatures were comfortable, and in fact I hope to do the same this morning. It felt good to catch up on my podcasts and get some exercise.

Ultimately the temperatures got to about 94º F (or 34º C) in our immediate neighborhood, I think. It got hotter elsewhere. That was supposed to be the worst of our "heat dome" experience -- today is expected to be slightly less extreme, if not exactly cool.


Thinking we'd beat the heat, Dave and I went to the cinema. (That's him contemplating Helena Bonham Carter's décolletage, above.) We walked to Hampstead and popped into the Everyman Cinema to see "Disclosure Day." We stepped into the blessedly cool lobby and were certain we'd made a wise decision -- until we learned that the air conditioner in the main cinema wasn't working! While the rest of the building was cool, the air conditioner for screen one -- a big room with a balcony -- was overwhelmed, the manager said. She'd even called an engineer, who said although the machine was functioning, the unit on the roof, in the sun, was registering a temperature of 143º F (or 61º C) and the refrigerant was unable to flow at that temperature -- or something like that.

Anyway, Dave and I debated what to do. The manager told us that the balcony, weirdly, might be slightly cooler than the seats on the floor. Another couple who came in with us decided to leave and get a refund, but we stuck it out and indeed we were fine. It was warm by air-conditioned standards, but certainly cooler than our house at home, and a couple of Aperol spritzes made the whole situation seem like an adventure.

And the movie was good! I really enjoyed it. The performances were terrific and the story, about the revelation that the U.S. government knew of past alien visitation to Earth, was engrossing. Steven Spielberg strikes again.


Here's a detail of the pattern on the Thai batik "tablecloth" I showed you yesterday. It is indeed from Pataya, as YP correctly guessed, though it's spelled "Phataya" on the cloth. Tomato, tomahto.

I see that author and fashion journalist Shirley Lord has died. Spy magazine, in the 1980s, insisted on repeatedly calling her "bosomy dirty book writer Shirley Lord," which I always found hilarious. (At the time she was married to Abe Rosenthal, the executive editor of The New York Times, so it was yet another way for Spy to give the finger to the establishment.) Spy is also responsible for tagging Donald Trump as a "short-fingered vulgarian," a nickname that became a similarly long-running joke. I was surprised the Times didn't mention the Spy joke in Lord's obituary, actually, given how famous it was (and the fact that a lot of people, like me, know her primarily because of that joke). But I suppose the editors thought it would be too mean.

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  1. The hottest place yesterday was Gosport, just down the road from us, I am so hoping for a breeze today.

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  2. Pataya may also be spelled Pattaya. Its similarity to "Patio" is not incidental. American soldiers seeking R&R there jokingly claimed that they were just going out on the patio - leaving The Vietnam War behind them for a little while.

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    1. You must have learned this when you were working in Thailand? Didn't you teach there for a while?

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  3. We have a lot of World Cup Visitors right now, somehow they made it thru this Immigration fiasco he's got going on. Been good for Sales at the Antique Mall. We've had International Pickers from Japan back too, first time since before Pandemic. Love the Decor of that Restaurant/Bar!!! And I heard of the European Heat Dome, in the 90's there is brutal, so sorry. We're at 116 already here and this year they say El Nino will be stronger, so humidity with the heat and probably some major flooding... ugh, double ugh. Stay Cool... mebbe the fiberglass Elephant showed up coz your Temps are like Africa now? *Winks*

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    1. Ha! The elephant WOULD feel quite at home in this weather! Glad you're getting some international customers coming around!

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  4. If I was a tourist in London and a reader of your blog, I would like to see the elephant. Ah, The Crown pub as Steve mentioned, for a cooling g&t in this terrible heat. Bit hungry, maybe I'll have a meal. Brilliant advertising, as you have done for the pub on social media. This is indirect advertising that does not get up my goat.
    Seeing the film in an almost a comfortable temperature sounds good. Old people here often complain our movie theatres are too cool. I don't find them so.
    It is good to know Spy still sticks it up the establishment.

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    1. I'd rather be too cool in a movie than too hot!

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  5. I can't imagine dealing with heat like that with no air conditioning. I mean, of course I grew up in NC without it and we survived (like limp sweaty noodles, but still - and isn't THAT a disgusting image!).

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    1. You didn't have a/c when you were a kid? That must have been miserable.

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  6. The cinema is generally a great place to escape the heat. You found some good relief from the heat.
    The only other place I've heard of where the air conditioning system could not handle the heat was when I worked in AZ and our office building got hot....so we all went to the Biltmore Hotel to play tennis, golf or swim.
    The World Cup is going strong in MA. Fans from Scotland arrived in their kilts and Norwegian fans do their Viking row in the stands. Spirits are high.

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    1. I'd never heard of this either, but infrastructure here just isn't made to cope with these temperatures.

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  7. I'm looking forward to seeing Disclosure Day. I am a fan of Emily Blunt and Josh O'Connor.
    That said, I'd love a fiberglass pachyderm for my yard!

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    1. It would certainly stand out in your neighborhood!

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  8. I love that batik detail!

    I'm glad you were able to escape the heat and have some fun.

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    1. Not particularly inexpensive, though. Movies in London are pricey!

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  9. I want to see Disclosure Day. Another blogger I read went to see it. I didn't read his review other than he didn't care for it particularly because he said it, his post, had spoilers so I'm glad to hear you liked it.

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    1. It started a bit slow, I thought, and there were some moments that I didn't care for, but overall it was very effective and quite emotional at the end.

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  10. Aperol spritzes always make things seem better!

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  11. Yes! On the elephant! He would look perfect in my hallway. Or someplace. I suppose we'd have to squeeze past him.
    And double yes on Helena Bonham Carter. I have such a girl crush on her.
    The heat must be absolutely crushing without AC. I hope it breaks soon.

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    1. I feel the same about Bonham Carter. She's a beauty and a great actor. -Kate

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    2. That elephant would completely obstruct your hallway! LOL

      I also like Helena. She's a fantastic screen presence. I feel similarly about Kate Winslet, another fine British actress.

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  12. Hope it cools off there soon for you. I guess growing up in Florida helped prepare you for hot weather. I remember the days before A/C when I was a kid and we'd sleep with those square box fans blowing right on us.

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    1. It's funny -- you'd think Florida would have helped, but we had air conditioning there!

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  13. I always look forward to seeing your photos. Today was an especially good collection.

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  14. 94 isn't as bad as I thought it might be but if it's sticky and humid, it feels worse. The movie was a good idea even if the air was off. Being in the dark makes a lot of sense! Today is a cold and rainy day here and I think I might go see Disclosure Day too. Need to check if Rick wants to go and if so, I'll wait till he's here (I'm at the lake, where it is 59 and thundering.) The aperol spritz sounds like a grand idea. (Are Dave's parents back in Michigan for the summer?)

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    1. Our temperatures in Northwest London seem just a tad cooler than other hot spots in Europe -- but of course "cooler" is relative and it's still miserable. Dave's parents stay in Florida year-round now. They sold their house in Brownstown.

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  15. Glad you're getting some relief! We've gone from 93 yesterday to low 70s today--what a welcome change. I'd not heard of that film and it sounds fascinating.

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  16. Good to hear you liked the movie. I really enjoyed it too. I saw an interview with Steven Spielberg a week or so ago and it was fascinating. He's done a lot of research into UFO phenomenon and he's convinced.

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    1. I'm glad he's continuing to explore these themes in his movies.

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  17. 36C here today, and the highest temperatures in my area - record-breaking, actually - are expected over the weekend, 40-42C. And it's still only June...! It's 27C in my bedroom and 28C in my kitchen at the moment, so that's still cooler than 36 but the air is rather stuffy with all the windows shut and the blinds down.

    Going for early morning walks is wonderful, but I must admit that I rather do the house work first while it's still bearable and then go to work; after work, it is of course way too hot for my beloved after-work walks. I love summer, but when there is just no respite for days and weeks on end, not even over night, and not a drop of rain for our parched gardens, fields and woods, it's not a beautiful summer.

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    1. I think that's the key -- the fact that there's no respite. I can cope with hot temperatures over the short term, for a day or two, or with opportunities to cool off in between (like if I go to work or something). But just days and nights of heat with no break frays my nerves!

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  18. Spy magazine certainly had it right about the 'short-fingered vulgarian.'

    Hope it cools off soon. I've been in London when temps hit the 90s--it was brutal; remember spending most of my time stopping for tea in various air conditioned cafes (a rarity at the time).

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    1. That phrase was one of Spy's finest moments!

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  19. Fabulous picture of Helena Bonham Carter. It's refreshing to see her looking relatively normal - in fact glamorous - instead of in her several creepy roles.
    She fascinates me somehow - did you know her great-grandfather was a Prime Minister, or that she's distantly related to the British royals? Oh, and she's also a far-flung cousin of Florence Nightingale.

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    1. I knew she was from a somewhat aristocratic background, but if I knew the details I'd forgotten them. I don't get the whole "creepy" persona either -- something she's explored through her relationship with Tim Burton!

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  20. The elephant makes quite a statement, though what it's trying to say is anyone's guess. The film sounds intriguing, something I'd enjoy.

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    1. It's definitely eye-catching, isn't it?! I guess it makes people take a second look at the hotel.

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  21. An entertaining and eclectic post! From mysterious elephants and heatwaves to cinema adventures and cultural observations, every paragraph offered something interesting, humorous, and delightfully unexpected

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  22. Yes, the elephant did make a good picture :)

    All the best Jan

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    1. They should turn it into a fountain, with water spouting from its trunk.

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  23. There has to be a good story behind that elephant. You should go inside the hotel and ask about it next time you're in the area.

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    1. Maybe I will! You're right -- something must have prompted it. Not the Republicans, I assume.

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  24. I also would like to know more about the elephant and why it is there. The flags are definitely World Cup enthusiasm in my opinion. I like the close up detail of that cloth. The movie sounds interesting and I shall have to see if I can find a copy.

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    1. It's only in cinemas at the moment, I think, but will no doubt be streaming soon enough. If you want it on DVD that might take a while longer!

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  25. I thought it was Pattaya. Hmmm. The design details are quirky. A great bit of art for your garden table. I want that elephant. Bring it with you the next time you visit Spain.

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    1. I guess it's one of those names that can be spelled a variety of ways using a Western alphabet. I'll pop that elephant right in my carry-on! LOL

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    2. Your carry-on? Don’t be silly, Steve. It comes with its own trunk.

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