Tuesday, October 13, 2026

False Serpent and Real Fox


Like the petunias in yesterday's post, our dahlias are at the end of their season. Some are still bravely plugging away, putting out smaller and less vibrant blossoms, despite their seasonal plague of powdery mildew (which you can see on the leaves above). Some have pretty much given up the ghost entirely and a few looked so terrible I've already cut them down to the ground.

I got a call yesterday from someone purporting to be from our property manager's office. The first thing she did was ask for my address. "If you're calling from the leasing office, you already know my address," I told her. I gave her the house number but she said that wasn't sufficient -- she needed the entire address to verify my identity, and I refused to give it. She said she'd send me an e-mail.

Turns out I shorted our rent payment by £100 this month, because our rent went up and I forgot to change the bank transfer. So I promptly corrected that -- but still, it's a very weird thing to call someone up and demand information from them. It's enough to make anyone immediately suspicious, don't you think?

As long as I was logged into online banking, I got tucked into a project I've been meaning to do for a while -- listing our monthly and annual expenses to better keep track of our subscriptions and that kind of thing. Dave and I went over them last night and identified a couple of things to cut, if not immediately then soon. For example, we each had our own Amazon Prime account, which costs something like £95 a year apiece. There's no reason we couldn't share one, so Dave cancelled his.


In the afternoon I walked Bailey down to the Alexandra and Ainsworth Estate near St. John's Wood. I've featured this place many times on my blog over the years but I hadn't visited in a while, since I no longer pass by walking to and from work. It looks like the drought hit the plantings hard -- there were lots of dry, dead bushes and shrubs. The housing estate near our flat also lost landscaping to the dry weather, even some mature trees. I'm tempted to criticize people for not watering, but then again, we watered our garden and we still lost some bushes.


On the way back I found this curious object lying on the pavement near a bus stop. What the heck is that thing?!

Well, according to Google, it's an Armenian cucumber (also known as a snake melon or painted serpent cucumber). An odd thing to find lying on the street, and weirdly serpentine. I used to have a cat that would leap back from anything that looked even vaguely snake-like, and that cucumber would definitely have given her a turn.

This morning I took out the garden waste, and this was in the street:



It was gnawing on a bone, or something, and afterwards it waited for me to go get my camera and fire off a few pictures. It was a very obliging fox.

Today I'm off on a little adventure. I'm going to Nottingham to hear columnist Owen Jones talk about his new book, "The Fall of the West." According to his publisher, it's meant to "show how the West went from scoring what it believed was its final victory, to being engulfed in an existential crisis of its own making. And how, along the way, it fashioned an ugly new story: that this was the fault of the most vulnerable groups in society, rather than a power-hungry, venal ruling class."

I've long admired Jones and his writing, so I'm looking forward to this event. He also spoke in London, but those appearances were sold out by the time I heard of them. Oh well -- this gives me an excuse to see Nottingham, where I've never been. I'll stay the night and come back to London tomorrow afternoon. Dave will be on Bailey duty!

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  1. Have a good time. Are you taking photos?

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  2. Owen is a lively young lad, I often watch him, though he is very excitable when he discusses his subject. Very intelligent of course. Enjoy the trip.

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    1. He looks like he's about 15 years old but he's very smart! (And actually 42!)

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  3. I put a rubber snake on the veg bed to frighten off next door neighbour cat - don't know if it worked as the poor thing got run over on the road at much the same time.
    Have fun in Robin Hood Country

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    1. As long as it didn't get run over while running from your snake!

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  4. I received a call from the government social services but I wouldn't give details over the phone, so they sent me a letter instead. I was also asked to contact my bank, with a six digit phone number to call. I carefully checked it online to ensure it was legitimate.

    I've never seen that elongated vegetable but I thought it might have been a snake bean.

    The fox looks quite young.

    Enjoy your Nottingham visit, and if you come across a cute Robin, do your worst.

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    1. I saw lots of cute Robins, but alas, none in tights.

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  5. I recently received an email from a company asking me to confirm my personal details as they needed to arrange for a retirement annuity to be wound up. My immediate thought was ... scam...
    After doing some background research and double checking the company's details I finally accepted that this was legitimate.
    You have to be very careful these days.

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    1. I'd be happy to confirm them if they read me the details they had and I could say yes or no -- but it never seems to work like that!

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  6. The overnighter sounds interesting. I can’t believe you didn’t rescue the Armenian cucumber. Baile is quite the poser. She sure looks strong and healthy. I would have done exactly as you did with that phone call. Very inappropriate.

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    1. I wouldn't know what to do with that cucumber! Besides, who knows what mistreatment it had been subjected to while lying on the sidewalk. LOL

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  7. Passers-by in Nottingham may mistake you for Friar Tuck. Owen Jones is articulate and passionate. His brain seems to have more gears than humans commonly possess and of course he has a laudably left wing perspective. Will you be staying at The Blue Boar Tavern? Seriously though, a visit to "Ye Olde Trip to Jerusalem" should be on your agenda.

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    1. I'm too skinny to be Friar Tuck. I did make it to "Jerusalem," but I sat outside -- that interior was way too claustrophobic for me!

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  8. That phone call would have made me suspicious too, especially when someone insists on personal details they should already have. The Armenian cucumber was such an unexpected find, but the fox stealing the show with its little photo session made me smile.

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    1. It was funny how that fox waited so patiently for me to take my photos!

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  9. Great photo of the fix, enjoy the little get away.

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  10. I usually respond by asking if I can call them back to ensure everything is legit and ask for their name. Then I call using my known phone number and ask for so and so again. I've never had anyone get upset by that. You did the right thing though. Scammers are getting ever more sophisticated.

    We have just one Amazon Prime account in our family. In case you weren't aware, you can share it to other members of your household so they can still order things with Prime shipping and yet retain privacy, i.e. I can't see what they ordered on my account.

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    1. I'd rather deal with them by e-mail anyway. I don't know why they didn't do that first, except maybe some people don't read their e-mail very promptly. Thanks for the tip on Prime -- I'll look into it!

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  11. Foxes and cucumbers. The things you see in the streets.
    And I wouldn't have given that woman my address either, especially over the phone.

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    1. Not just any old cucumber, but an Armenian cucumber! Who knew there even was such a thing?

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  12. That call would have alerted me, too! I had a weird thing like that on my online banking account, a scam like entry, which the bank told me they had no info on. Turned out it was legit but the bank had posted out of sequence, withholding the source at first. But I was annoyed at having to investigate.

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    1. There are so many problems with the ways transactions are posted to accounts -- out of order, with different names or dates, etc. It's crazy.

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  13. I'd have reacted to that phone call the same way. Enjoy your overnight and lecture. Of course the rich and powerful blame the marginalized people who have no power.

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    1. There's always a scapegoat, someone who can't fight back.

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  14. What a great adventure. I hope you enjoy it and take lots of photos. Yes, I would have been very suspicious of that caller. Those scam artists are always trying something new to steal our money.
    What a strange looking cucumber or whatever it is.

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    1. Isn't it weird? My brain immediately said SNAKE when I saw it.

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  15. It's one then when you are asked to identify yourself if you've made the call and are asking for help or information. Quite another if they've called you.
    Mitchell's right- Bailey is a natural at posing. She looks Westminster Dog Show ready. I've noticed this before.
    Have a great time in Nottingham. I'm looking forward to coming along.

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    1. Funny thing is, she's really NOT a natural poser. I took about a hundred photos before I got that one! (Well, not really, but a lot.)

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  16. That is a strange Cucumber and especially to be just laying on the Street randomly like that!!! Yes, I Hate when someone Calls me and then demands Information they should already have, it makes me suspicious and like you, I won't always give them sensitive information due to Identity Theft Issues and Fraud and tell them so. I do understand their need to verify, but, they have to do it in a way that makes who they Called feel comfortable and secure enuf to give out that information to them. Great Pix of your Fur Baby and of that Fox.

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    1. Yeah, I think they really need to come up with a verification system that doesn't involve me giving them sensitive information. (Not that my address is really all THAT sensitive -- maybe that's what they're thinking.)

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  17. If the woman was calling you, I agree, she should have had the information. I would have been suspicious too. I got a call from Rogers (phone and television company) the other day and when I answered, they put me on hold. You phoned me! Why am I on hold? I hung up.
    Beautiful fox and Owen Jones sounds like an interesting speaker. I'll have to look for the book.

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    1. Ha! Yeah, THAT is ridiculous -- being put on hold by someone who calls you! I hope you hung up right away!

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  18. How odd. Why would she need to verify anything at all to say that you had shorted them? BTW, that is a hefty monthly jump!

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    1. Yeah, that's the question. Why even a need for verification? It may seem like a lot but sadly it's a tiny portion of our overall rent. :/

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  19. I suspect most contacts by phone, text or email as scams and probably miss some real communications because of my paranoia. But I do think that asking for so much information from you (that they should already have) is a red flag. The trip to Nottingham sounds fascinating. Is there a Sheriff there? ;)

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    1. There is indeed a sheriff -- details in my subsequent post!

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  20. Going to Nottingham makes a good new adventure. Listening to Owen Jones speak about his book should be especially informative where you know and like his work.
    A fox standing still on the open road surprises me. The occasional fox I see in the woodland seem always on-guard and when they notice any movement they run.

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    1. They're very brazen here in the city. I guess there are so many people and distractions around that they've lost their fear.

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  21. You Nottingham adventure sounds fun. We'll want a full report! What a gorgeous fox. Doesn't look quite like your regulars -- or does it? Hard to tell with the night cam! But perhaps he knew it was you, the night photographer, so he decided to wait for his close-up! I have never seen a cuke like that one! I thought it was a snake.

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    1. That could be one of our regulars, but yeah, it's hard to tell in different light!

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  22. Three Things:
    1) That is One Killer Fox Shot
    2) Consolidating Bills , Excellent Choice
    3) So Stoked That You Are Traveling For The Night

    Take Photos ,
    Cheers

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  23. I love that last photo of the fox!

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  24. It’s good practice to be suspicious of anyone calling and requesting personal information and I would have reacted the same way as well.

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    1. It's just weird for them to even ask for that as confirmation.

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  25. What a strange looking cucumber!
    That fox was very obliging!

    All the best Jan

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    1. Isn't it weird looking? (The cuke, not the fox!)

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  26. A very obliging fox ... and cucumber. :-)

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