Monday, March 6, 2023
Taxes in Bed
This bergenia sprouted several years ago all on its own, beneath the fence that separates our side return from Mrs. Kravitz's house. It's in a crack between her pavement and ours, and when we had that area repaved a couple of years ago I thought sure that would be it for the bergenia. But no, it came right back, and now it's blooming.
My major accomplishment yesterday was filing our US income taxes. It's mostly just a bookkeeping exercise, because our income gets excluded as foreign income anyway -- so we usually don't pay anything. We just have to tell Uncle Sam how much we make as US citizens, even though we're living abroad. (We also have to tell him about our bank accounts, which I suppose is meant to keep people from hiding money offshore. Of course, we do pay British taxes.)
I filled out the forms while lying in bed, a vision of indolence.
After I finally got up, I walked Olga, but she wasn't interested in going very far. I think she's still recovering after our outing with the Jolly Egg. (Which stayed in the shed yesterday.)
In the afternoon I finished "Fleishman is in Trouble," which sort of fell apart at the end, I thought. I really enjoyed about 3/4 of the book, but the tone seemed to shift as the focus went from Fleishman to the wife he was divorcing. The book set us up to see Fleishman as a sympathetic character and his wife as an irresponsible, angry antagonist, but then suddenly, when we see her perspective, we're meant to shift our sympathies (I think), and that seemed abrupt to me. I felt misled. Also, there were problems with the perspective. The story is told by a friend of Fleishman's, but she behaves in the beginning as a sort of omniscient narrator, privy to private exchanges between Fleishman and his wife or Fleishman and his boss, and only occasionally stepping in to refer to herself. I assume we're supposed to believe she knows all this stuff because Fleishman has related it to her, and at the end, as her perspective changes after talking to the wife, her own story becomes more central to the plot -- yet I wasn't prepared to care about her as much as I did about the Fleishmans.
I did like the writing and the language, though. The author, Taffy Brodesser-Akner, has a bright, energetic voice, just as she does in her journalism.
Anyway, I also brought our tender plants back inside, with temperatures expected to drop to 29º F (-1º C) tomorrow and snow possible (!) for the next few days. I don't think it will be much snow. Just enough to be annoying.
Dave arrived home last night shortly before 8 p.m. We had enough time to share some stories and take-away burritos from Chipotle before he collapsed into bed. The poor guy's internal clock must be a complete mess. Fortunately, I've never met anyone who can sleep as soundly or as long as Dave, so I suspect he will recover pretty quickly.
I wonder what would happen if you didn't fill in the Uncle Sam tax paperwork. A criminal offence and an extradition?
ReplyDeleteI envy Dave his gift of sleep and hope he recovers quickly. The bergenia is beautiful. Does Mrs. Kravitz know about it? Will she claim custody? Or maybe it's too errant for her tastes.
ReplyDeleteDisappointing that "Fleishman is in Trouble" ended that way and that the writer's ability to creative a convincing vehicle for narration was questionable. Sounds like she outstretched herself.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I envy Dave's globetrotting across the globe, unless I could do it without the jet lag!
ReplyDeleteThat bergenia looks alarmingly like my horrid glory bower. I'm sure that even if they are related that what becomes the Invasive That Eats The World in Florida is simply a tame and lovely plant in England.
ReplyDeleteGlad you got your taxes filed. Did you mention all of your Swiss Bank Accounts?
I often blog about Bergenias. They call them pig squeak in America. In England and Ireland they are called Elephants Ears. Plantswoman Gertrude Jekyll use to them for formal plant edging. Bergenias originate from Siberia and China and their foliage colour changes throughout the seasons.
ReplyDeleteThe Bergenias are beautiful!
ReplyDeleteI tried to watch the TV series of Fleischman's in Trouble, but had to quit a couple, maybe 3 shows, in ... the poor bastard was only interested in who he could screw! And, sadly, he wasn't very adept at doing that either!
Fortunately paying taxes is much much easier than in the early days. There are free sites online that do all the computing if you enter the numbers. Gone are those days of reading through pages of instructions, filling everything out in pencil and then copying everything to fresh forms in pen at the end, over several days. I think it took me about an hour to do our taxes this year and they are much much more complicated than they were 30+ years ago.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the author was trying to show that there are often many sides to the same story. Or maybe not, I haven't read the book so I don't really know.
ReplyDeleteI should start working soon on my taxes. Thanks for the reminder!
It surprises me sometimes how persistent some plants are and how often they are the very plants we are trying to get out of the garden.
ReplyDeleteJust last week we read that IRS extended the tax deadline here in California until October 15 because of natural disasters in the state. That seemed wild to us, but we were glad to not have to not have think about it for six more months.
Welcome home to Dave!
Taxes! I still haven't done mine. I need to get busy.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could sleep like Dave. I love it when I get a full night's sleep.
I am presently reading Silas Marner. I don't like it. It's too dark for me.
ReplyDeleteWe cannot do our taxes. We have not been able to do them for years now. We pay an accountant. All we have to do is organize the information and turn it over to him. There are repairs that can be claimed. Repairs that cannot. Depreciation. Real estate deductions. The worst part is that the laws change. Tim really wanted me to learn to do this. I tried to be interested. I did. But when I learn a thing, it needs to not change. Keeping up with the changes is just aggravating. So. We pay someone to be aggravated for us.
ReplyDeleteGreat book review, nice and even handed, honest and informative without being mean. Welcome home, Dave. How happy he must be to back in his own bed!
ReplyDeleteAs Pete Seeger sang, "god bless the grass that grows through the cracks. They roll the concrete over it to try to keep it back. The concrete gets tired of what it has to do. So it breaks and cracks and the grass grows through. So, god bless the grass"!
ReplyDeleteWoo hoo on getting your taxes done! I'm glad for your Fleishman review - I probably won't bother with it now. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI'm jealous of your flowers, that Bergenia is gorgeous. I cannot find any over here yet, I guess everything is still too cold and wet although it seems you're not doing much better?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking that about Dave's body clock too. Sometimes if you just have a couple of normalish long sleeps it can help to get back into your normal time zone. It took me several days to do so, even given that. Doing taxes in bed sounds great; like Debby, I have a rental so I have an accountant. Very complicated.
ReplyDeleteOur taxes are pretty simple, H&R Block software does it for us. I am hoping that the ink in the printer did not dry up in the 3.5 months we've been gone so I can print forms. They will be job one upon returning to the north, which is still having winter weather.
ReplyDeleteWell done on the taxes. I remember the much easier British PAYE (pay as you earn) where I never had to do anything, all computed as you went along, taxes deducted at the source. It was a bit of a learning curve to do the US taxes.
ReplyDeleteThat bergenia is is lovely, so persistent. I must learn more about it.
Our accountant is a relative, so we turn it all over to him to figure out. I dropped everything off today. Whew! I'm glad Dave is back and hope he woke up ready to face the world today. I'm sure it would take me days to recover.
ReplyDeleteMy plants are living indoor from September onwards!
ReplyDeleteNortom has been giving me dangerous site phishing warnings on this blog for some weeks. I've taken a chance and continued to site today.
ReplyDeleteA light dusting of spring snow can be beautiful. Is it too early for light dustings?
ReplyDeleteSince Tasker mentioned it...Norton has also been giving me Dangerous Site warnings for Shadows & Light for a couple of weeks - but only on one computer. So I've been living dangerously by logging in from another. Odd. Gotta love technology (or not...). A light dusting of snow here today, and a snow squall yesterday - but one crocus has bloomed. :-)
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Andrew: I don't know if it would go THAT far, but I suppose I'd at least face fines.
ReplyDeleteMitchell: The flowers are on our side of the fence so perhaps she hasn't even noticed it. I think if she had she'd have killed it by now!
YP: See my followup post for more thoughts on this!
Bob: It was especially bad timing. And he's off to Prague at the end of this month!
Ms Moon: It DOES look like a glory bower, but I don't think it's related! Keep quiet about all my hidden millions, now.
Northsider: Pig squeak? Really? I don't ever recall seeing them in North America but I'm sure we must have them. They only came onto my radar after we moved to England.
Marcia: Yeah, that sounds like it followed the plot of the book pretty closely!
Ed: Yeah, I should clarify that when I say I filled out forms, I mean that I entered all the data into H&R Block and THEY filled out the forms. :)
Ellen: I think that's exactly what she was trying to show, and specifically that the same story is often very different for men than it is for women.
Robin: Interesting that the IRS extended the tax deadline. I've never heard of that before!
Sharon: I do too. It's always such a wonderful pleasure to wake up at 6 a.m. and think, "Wow! I slept the whole night through!"
Red: I've never read that, but I did read "Middlemarch."
Debby: I could easily see how taxes would become too complicated if you have any of a number of life situations (like owning rental property). My life situation is pretty simple and taxes still stress ME out.
37P: I really didn't dislike the book, and in fact it's made me think a lot.
Peace Thyme: I have that album on my iTunes! Apparently Seeger didn't write the song, though. I quoted it a long, long time ago here:
https://shadowsteve.blogspot.com/2006/07/w-28th-street-chelsea-july-2006.html
Bug: Well, don't let me discourage you too much. It does make you think!
James and Brigitta: We had a (relatively) warm spell and flowers began coming out, but yeah, we're about to get a freeze, apparently.
Margaret: Yeah, I'd hire an accountant in that situation too!
Allison: I used H&R Block too! Whatever happened to TurboTax, I wonder? Are they still around?
Boud: YES! I love the British tax system. I never file anything and they just take their cut out of my check.
Kelly: Dave has bounced back pretty quickly but he seems to have caught my cold. :/
Bindu: As they must in a cold climate! I thought you'd abandoned the blogosphere, Bindu -- glad to see you back.
Tasker: I get that at work on some Blogger sites. I have no idea why. I promise you I am not personally phishing!
Caro: I don't even think we'll get a dusting. Flurries, maybe.
Chris and Mike: Weird! I wonder if I need to do something to prevent that? I'll have to do some research.
Well done on the taxes. I'm in a bit of a pickle -- I just learned last night that my person who does mine had a "significant medical event" about a week ago, is still in the hospital, will have long recovery and rehab and unable to do the taxes. So, it's off to find someone new. Not looking forward to that -- she was very good! So, three cheers to you.
ReplyDeleteGlad Dave is home and the menu will improve! But boy -- that time zone craziness!