Wednesday, May 22, 2024

A Fainting Rose


Here's a look at some of our blooming foxgloves. They're all very pale or even white, which is unusual in the foxglove world. I don't remember where I got the seeds, but they must have come from a pale hybrid that we bought at some point.


This one doesn't even have spots. (It does, however, have a little snail or slug sheltering in one of the blossoms.)


This is the darkest one so far. I still have another -- the one I rescued from the street -- that I'm sure will be of the wild variety when it blooms. So far it only has buds.


We've had rain all day yesterday and all night, and as a result we woke to some drama this morning. A large rose bush outside our back door has leaned over and appears to be in a state of slow collapse against the house:


I can't tell if it's simply leaning or if it's pulled out of the ground -- it has certainly never leaned this far in the past. We can barely get out the back door! We didn't prune it this year and maybe it's just too top-heavy. I think we can save it by trimming and then staking it, but when Dave saw it he said, "I wouldn't mind taking that f*cker out." So its fate is still unknown.

Why couldn't it be the hideous camellia that collapsed? You can see it in the background on the far left there, along with all the white and brown flowers it has dropped, now rotting on the ground.

OK, on to other news...

Remember how Dave signed me up for the Craft Gin Club a couple of years ago? Well, I got monthly shipments of exotic gin for a while, but I soon wound up with more gin than I could expeditiously drink -- because although I love gin I'm not that much of a lush. So I cut it back to every quarter, and now I get just four boxes a year.

The boxes typically contain bizarre snacks and little mixers as well as the gin. This time around I got something in a can called a "blueberry and blackberry martini," which didn't contain alcohol at all. Even before my recent gastritis flare-up I was cutting back on alcohol, and now I've really cut back, so last night I thought I'd try the fruit martini. I even put it in a martini glass, as suggested by the Gin Club. And it tasted...like fruit juice. Unremarkable, to say the least.

I have to issue a clarification regarding my grousing about Biden and the Democrats yesterday. I will absolutely, absolutely vote for Joe Biden. That is not even a question. My misgivings do not threaten my vote in any way. In fact I laughed out loud at a commenter on Bob's blog who said they'd vote for Richard Nixon if the Democrats ran him against Trump -- I said, "Me too!" And Nixon's not only a crook, he's dead.

(The common denominator with Nixon and Trump is Roger Stone, who is surely Satan incarnate.)

Finally, I'm starting to read "Little Women." Somehow I have made it all the way to age 57-and-a-half without reading this book. I see and hear so many cultural references to it that I think I need to finally do it, keeping in mind that Louisa May Alcott didn't write it for 57-and-a-half-year-old men and I may consequently find it a bit boring.

27 comments:

  1. It's a good year for foxgloves, I have lots and they've all just appeared without any input from me.

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  2. Possibly the reason that Little Women and other "classics" have stood the test of time is that they speak to each of us, male or female, young or old in different says ?

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  3. I can't remember if I've read Little Women but generally I am over English period reading. I wouldn't say no to a drama tv show like Downton Abbey but I don't really like those period dramas with handsome men and coquettish young women.

    I don't think the rose looks great. Get rid of it, and your much disliked camellia.

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  4. Great photos of the foxgloves; not so much the rose bush. Way too big anyway. I agree with the above - chop it out, or at least down to manageable level. I am pretty sure I read Little Women when I was a very young teenager, at my mother's suggestion. It was a favourite of hers (she was born in 1923 so the books speaks to a certain era). I can't remember a single thing from the book now, more than 60 years later. Maybe I need to read it again - let's know how you go.

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  5. I know I read Little Women, but don't remember much, now I'm curious about this timeless book, maybe at my advanced age I'll read it again too, it's a wonderful distraction from these days.

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  6. Is "f*cker" a Michigan dialect word for "rose bush"? If I were an American elector I would rather vote for Ronald McDonald than The Orange Monster.

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  7. Lots of luck with Little Women, a greatly overhyped book!

    Maybe if you cut the rose back to very short it will do well.

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  8. I’ve never seen such a variety of foxgloves. I tried reading Little Women for the first time less than 10 years ago. It was good, of course, but my mind did drift.

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  9. I agree with you and Travel about Tricky Dick!

    Love the color of the flowers; so Spring!

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  10. I've never read "Little Women" but I did enjoy the movie.

    Your foxgloves are gorgeous. They struggle here but I persist. I'll see if mine survived the winter.

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  11. I haven't read Little Women in YEARS so I don't know what I would think. I do remember being really mad at Amy. And Jo. And what's his name - Laurie? Ha!

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  12. Well, Little Women is a part of my DNA, I am sure. I read it so many times. And you know- after Little Women comes Little Men. And then Jo's Boys.
    I am thinking you will not be reading them all.
    Sometimes I think that plants try to die by suicide and it's a blessing to help them along.

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  13. My drink of choice is scotch and word has gotten out. I think I have seven or eight unopened bottles given to me over the years. I'm still working on a bottle that is probably five or six years old at this point. Lush, not even close.

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  14. I've never read Little women either. If you like it I'll have to read it.

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  15. I recently heard someone say there had been great discussion regarding "little Women" believing the setting to be in England, when indeed, it took place in a New England town during the American Civil War. Louisa May Alcott based the book on her own family with her own sisters being the inspiration for the 4 daughters in the book.

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  16. That rose bush is enormous! It needs a harsh trim/slashing or removal. Your foxgloves are fantastic. My foxgloves will not bloom for another month.

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  17. The foxglove blooms are so pretty! I love them. They look even prettier with those water drops.
    I agree with your description of Roger Stone. In fact, I'm pretty sure I've said exactly the same thing.

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  18. I saw part of Little Women on television at some point. For me, it was incredibly boring and treacly that I couldn't stand it. I suppose that makes me a Philistine, but there you are. Didn't read it. Used to read Jane Austen and enjoyed her snarky wit.

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  19. Little Women is a teenage girls' book where we identified with being Jo, the tomboy. For your adult readers who have never read it I would say don't bother, you missed it when you were a 13 year old girl and it is not worth it now. For you Steve, I would put it down as an educational experience for the sake of your job only.

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  20. I read Little Women when I was quite young and found it a good read, but was irritated by the "Marmee" which the girls said instead of Mum or Mom or Mama or even Mother. Perhaps it was an accented Mummy or Mommy. I doubt I would enjoy the story again now though. There is a follow up novel title Good Wives and then a later one about the growing up children of the Good Wives I think.
    The rose is definitely top heavy and could stand a good 50% pruning. The foxgloves are pretty with the raindrops on them.

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  21. Your foxgloves are so beautiful!
    I'm reading James by Everett Percival right now and I am glad I am reading it. It is the story of the slave Jim from the Huckleberry Finn book. It gives a very different side of the adventure from James' viewpoint.
    We will all be waiting for your verdict on "Little Women"

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  22. I (re)read Little Women for my book club last year and I think I enjoyed it far more than anyone else. I'm guessing you'll feel like they did.

    If we can pick dead politicians to vote for, I think I'll go with Huey P. Long. I'm sure he got his share of cemetery votes!

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  23. I know I've read Little Women at least once, but long, long ago. I think I'd find it a bit cloying now, with "Marmie" and her girls.

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  24. Love the foxgloves with the raindrops on them. Very artsy! I would vote for my cat over the Orange One. Mari would do no harm at least.

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  25. Yeah, I'd vote for Nixon too. Every day is a little scarier.

    That poor bush -- I hope it's fate at least makes it a little safer (or else gone). That's enormous. I'm glad you like your house because it looks like you could be inside it for awhile!

    I loved Little Women as a kid. I read it over and over. And I liked the most recent film adaptation (and even some of the earlier ones). But for a 50-something guy? I'm thinking the movie might be a better bet!

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  26. Sue: I hear this from so many people, that they seed themselves. That has never been our experience!

    Caslass: That is very true. Good point. I should not prepare myself to dislike it.

    Andrew: I do like the rose, but it needs to be trimmed.

    David: It's a rambling rose, so it's big, but it's not very dense. It mostly just needs pruning. Our fault for skipping that job this year!

    Yael: That's one of the great things about reading -- we can time-travel back to a simpler era. (Then again, people back then were dying of easily preventable or treatable diseases, so I guess every generation has its burdens to bear!)

    YP: "F*cker" is a Michigan dialect word for almost anything.

    Boud: Roses in general respond well to a hard pruning! I think we've learned a lesson about skipping the spring prune.

    Mitchell: Did you finish it?

    Bob: It's scary, isn't it? That Nixon could be made to look GOOD?

    Pixie: We always lose a few during the winters. I guess they can't all survive.

    Bug: See, you already know more about it than I do! All I know is that Beth dies, which is easily foreseeable because she's depicted so angelically.

    Ms Moon: No! I will not be reading them all! I remember asking my mom for "Little Men" at the library and she said nothing of Alcott's beyond "Little Women" was worth reading. But I didn't feel like I could read "Little Women" because it was about girls, and boys back then didn't read girl books!

    Ed: Ha! Well, I can polish off a bottle of gin faster than that, but it does take me a period of several months!

    Red: I will let you know!

    Ana: If a reader didn't know Alcott was American, I can see how they might assume the book takes place in England. It's not very specific about location or about which conflict is taking place.

    Susan: Well, it IS big, but it's also a rambler, so it sends out long shoots. It's not a dense bush at all.

    Sharon: He really is an appalling man, and he always has been.

    Allison: Well, I may find it treacly -- I will let you know!

    Rachel: Well, that is a huge part of why I want to read it. I want to be able to talk to kids about it!

    River: Yes, "Good Wives" is the sequel. I'm not reading that much!

    Ellen D: I plan to read that too, but first I have to read the original Huck Finn. Pretty sure I've only read excerpts!

    Marty: Yeah, cloying it may well be.

    Margaret: Ha! I imagine people must do that -- vote for their pets. A protest vote!

    Jeanie: Ha! Well, I'm a pretty adventurous reader, and I imagine I can polish it off without too much effort. We'll see!

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  27. I did finish the book, Steve, but there was an awful lot of skimming toward the end.

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