Monday, May 26, 2025

Creepy-Crawlies


As you may remember, Dave and I applied for our British citizenship about a month ago. We haven't heard anything back, which isn't unusual -- we were told the Home Office might take six months to respond to our application. But I was dismayed to see a story in The Guardian the other day saying that record numbers of Americans have applied within the past year for either citizenship or indefinite leave to remain (which is what Dave and I have now, permanent residency that stops short of citizenship). Many of those applications occurred in the first three months of this year, right after Donald Trump took office.

So basically, Dave and I picked a busy time to apply. We're standing in a long queue of our fellow countrymen, even though we've been here 14 years! I suppose we should have motivated ourselves to do this earlier, but oh well. It's all just a matter of waiting.

I got out in the garden yesterday and did some maintenance, like cutting back some of the alkanet and mowing the lawn. I filled a yard waste bag with trimmings and also did all our weekly houseplant care. I've moved a few plants outside for the summer. I'm hoping that exposure to rain and nature will help control any pests and also give them a growth boost.


I found these little beasts on our teasels. They're ladybird (ladybug) larvae, so they're good -- they eat aphids and other pests. This is part of why I hope moving houseplants outside will be a benefit. There are predators!


Here's a closeup view. Nature is so weird. Nothing about that creepy-crawly suggests that it will eventually become a ladybug, and yet, that's what happens.

I took a big bag of wire clothes hangers up to the cleaners on the high street. We've accumulated them over years and years of taking shirts there to be cleaned and pressed, and finally I've returned them to the source. We don't clean our shirts like that very frequently anymore. These days I mostly just wash them. We're becoming old men and we're letting ourselves go.


Here's the newest compilation of wildlife footage from our garden cam. You'll see:

1. Fox in distance and then closer
2. Neighborhood cat hunting a moth
3. Another fox, possibly different?
4. Me dumping old soil from two flowerpots
5. A robin and its newly fledged chick
6. Two dunnocks, looking like identical twins
7. Robin and chick again
8. A different neighborhood cat (at least this one wears a bell)
9. Fox

I might put the camera back out again but I'd like to find another perspective. The problem is, everywhere else in the garden is likely to include footage of us and/or the dog. Of course, I can cut all that out, but it clogs up the video card!

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  1. It is hard to be patient sometimes..but hang on in there!
    I suppose looking as it does that bug is in survival mode, the colours saying I Am Poisonous! Your garden provides hours of interest and entertainment.
    Doing your own shirts? That is looking after yourselves, not letting yourselves go!!

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    1. Yes, the colors are probably some kind of warning. We wash the shirts but don't iron them. We've given up ironing. :)

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  2. Home Office? You could have fooled me. There is nothing homey about them.

    Some sixteen years or so ago I received a communication (from a third party) that my right to live in England was questioned by the Home Office. Really? Come again? Enter Kafka Land. It's impossible to speak to anyone at the Home Office. Do write. Don't expect an answer. It's spooky. As you say, six months is roughly how long it takes them to process anything. Well, during those six months my life unravelled faster than a cat can unravel your knitting. It was terrible - and I am not given to exaggerating. On the dot, six months later, what do you know? Of course I have the right ... bla bla bla and bla. By then the damage was done.

    A few years later I received yet another communication that the Home Office deemed me Turkish and therefore had no right to live here. Turkish? Ok. Whatever. Recently someone thought I was Irish. Put me anywhere in Europe. The most clued up think me Eastern European on account of my cheek bones. I have yet to be mistaken for an Asian or a black person. It's just a question of time. The real hoot in that story that the HO had my actual passport in front of them. Give it six months ... Repeat.

    Don't worry. Put the waiting out of your mind. Remember ... six months - to test your mettle.

    Other than that, I'd like you to know that I enjoy your blog immensely. Not only is your style of writing evocative, it's varied, full of observations and photos documenting your daily travails; and I live your garden and indoor plants by proxy. Steve, the saviour of plants neglected, plants ailing, coaxing them back to life.

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    1. Wow! Well that's certainly a saga of bureaucratic incompetence, though I'm sure it's a nightmare to try to keep track of all UK immigrants. Thanks for your kind words re. the blog! I'm glad you enjoy it and all my personal insanity. :)

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  3. Now that I know what ladybug larvae look like I'll be careful not to squish any that I might see.

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  4. I need some of your ladybirds to deal with my rose aphids!
    I expect your citizenship will be finalised without issues in due course. It is slow but I would hope that is due to diligent checking and not indolence 😁😁

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    1. Buy a couple of hundred online and set them free.

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    2. Yes, I think it's probably just a matter of waiting. We bought ladybirds one year and set them free in the garden and they promptly all flew away!

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  5. Fingers crossed your citizenship applications move along smoothly, even with the backlog. It does sound like you and Dave got caught in the post-election rush, but after 14 years, you certainly deserve a spot near the front of the line

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  6. Your application for British citizenship may be further delayed by your past history of working as a secret agent for the C.I.A.. The undercover work you undertook in Morocco is still talked about in the cafeterias at Langley. Surely you could find a way of hiding the camera on the Russians' balcony or even inside their spy base (apartment).

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  7. The foxes seem to like your garden.
    Your ladybirds don't look like ours.
    "This Steve and Dave are good chaps, what ho. And you know they bat for our team. Give them priority."

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    1. We are definitely on the "fox highway." The ladybirds may not be native ones -- apparently we have something called a Harlequin Ladybird that's an invasive from Asia.

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  8. I’d see ladybug larvae and loved the fact that the colors were already there. Always nice to see ladybugs in the garden! I used to jump for joy when they arrived on our old terrace. (Well, not literally.) I had just read that about Americans in the UK. I wonder what the statistics are here.

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    1. Ha! I'm picturing you literally jumping and saying "Whoopee! Ladbybugs!"

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  9. A video series by an American couple advises different countries citizenship rules and the process to apply, it is especially popular. They live in Albania and love it. Good luck!

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    1. Albania?! That's interesting. I thought all the Albanians were trying to come to the UK!

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  10. Everything takes six months in this country!

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  11. I thought of you when I read that piece about Americans in the quest for citizenship. You're in the naturalization equivalent of Grand Central in slomo. Not a lot you can do, but tend your garden.
    I'm looking forward to my spring sighting of a praying mantis working to debug my patio.

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    1. Exactly -- it's going to be life as usual until we hear something, however long it takes.

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  12. I learned something this morning. I now know what a larvae of a ladybug looks like. I wouldn't have guessed that in a million years. Nature is certainly awesome with it's powers.

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    1. Like many larvae, they really look nothing like the adults!

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  13. It's weird how the eyes glow in the night time shots. Looks spooky!

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    1. Especially the cats! They're practically headlamps.

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  14. I prefer to think of it as not letting ourselves go as we age but preferring comfort and ease over conformity.

    You've waited all this time to apply for citizenship so what's another 6 months.

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    1. Comfort and ease, that's for sure. I told Dave I might grow a beard out of sheer laziness.

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  15. Oh no! The time to UK citizenship got a bit longer. Data shows Americans are fleeing.
    Ladybugs in the garden are so beneficial. The more the merrier.
    Your garden is popular for creatures exploring in the night.

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    1. Yeah, I don't think there's a downside to having too many ladybugs, though apparently they can sometimes swarm and invade the house.

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  16. The evolution and metamorphosis of insects is fascinating thing to think about.
    I love how while the world is sleeping, your garden is alive with activity. I don't know why it surprises me, my friends Julie and Dave have all kind of wildlife roaming their yard at night. She sends little videos every now and then.

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    1. That's what prompted me to get the camera -- I just had to know what was happening out there in the wee hours of the morning!

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  17. the wait can be a little stressful.

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    1. It's not really stressful, but you're always left wondering where things stand.

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  18. Do you suppose that the nocturnal critters on your videos wonder what humans do all day while they're asleep? Perhaps they are secretly filming us.
    I doubt it.
    Nothing wrong with washing your own shirts! You are WISER now, not letting yourselves go. Now if you have to iron them, that's a slightly different matter.
    So sorry you're going to have to possibly wait even longer to get your citizenship. I understand American's desire to get the hell out of Crazypantslandia.

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    1. Yeah, no ironing is happening around here! I doubt animals care what we get up to, as long as we're nowhere near them.

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  19. Goddess, dealing with government bureaucracy is the worst. All that waiting and when you're about to blow, someone says, 'All good now.'

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  20. I saw a similar article in the NYT. My sense (and I could be wrong) is that you and Dave had steps to do this and what you did a few weeks ago was the last step in a series. So you two may be well ahead of the game. If everyone has to do "steps" and they didn't start till after January or so, you might go to the head of the class. (Of course it may not work that way, but I'm just an envious American!). At any rate, I hope it happens soon!

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    1. Yes, that is true. We've taken the tests and are well-established so it's really just a matter of a rubber stamp.

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  21. Baby ladybugs are creepy looking, less so when you understand what beauties they become. You've done all you can, now you have to wait. It's like being pregnant, but without the varicose veins, heartburn, weight gain, and having to pee every 30 minutes.

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    1. Ladybugs in the pupal stage are weirdest of all. I laughed at your pregnancy comparison! I'm about to give birth to a passport!

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  22. Hold up there - washing our own clothes is letting ourselves go? We've not had a dry cleaner nor laundry in our town for roughly twenty years, so we have no choice (and wouldn't take shirts there anyhow), lol. I do know how to iron quite well, though :)

    Unfortunate timing on the citizenship decision - hopefully it won't be delayed too much. That kind of thing can simmer away in the background of the mind, causing anxiety until it's resolved.

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    1. It's not the washing, it's the ironing. We used to get them professionally pressed but I haven't done that in years. I decided I just didn't need pressed shirts anymore.

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  23. I have a few shirts that need to be ironed & I'm trying to decide just how slovenly I will be. I'm not very GOOD at ironing, so I often use that as an excuse to not even try. Ha!

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    1. I'm not good at it either. I used to do it so I can, but I'm thinking that stage of my life is over.

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  24. Dave and Olga might be insulted that you consider their presence on the video as "clogging"! I can never get enough Olga and don't mind seeing you and Dave in the process.

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    1. Ha! Sometimes it's fun to see them (or myself) on the garden cam but you can't do much with those clips.

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  25. I would hope that you would have priority after 14 years, but who knows? Governmental agencies are bureaucratic and slow all over the world!

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    1. I guess there's no threat that we'll go to a competitor. They are a monopoly!

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  26. I love seeing the wildlife in your garden.

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  27. That close up of the bug is too cool. I dont mind bugs one bit - they amaze me - imagine their world & what their view is? ... now bugs in gross amounts of numbers freak me out - but a few bugs living their life - go on with your little bad selfs.

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