Monday, June 9, 2025

сюрприз!


I took this picture as I was coming off the Thames Path the other night when I went to The Moth. I passed these two women and noticed they were wearing "I (heart) London" t-shirts and wanted to work them into a photo somehow. So I passed them and, at the top of the stairs, turned as if to photograph the river. Unfortunately I only had time for one shot and one of them was slightly behind the other, but still -- I think the picture turned out OK.

That word in the title of my post is the Russian word syurpriz, which means exactly what you think it does: Surprise!

I went next door yesterday morning to ask the Russians about the quince plant next to our front door. (Mrs. Russia never responded to my e-mail.) When I knocked, Mr. Russia answered, and I told him I didn't want to make a big deal about it, but if there was any way that plant could be moved to another location I would be grateful. He said he "would ask."

About ten seconds later Mrs. Russia was at my door, and her first words were, "Well, I'm glad you suddenly care about the appearance of the property!" So it's apparent that she's still tied in knots about the front garden, even though in the end it was trimmed exactly as she wanted. I only resisted her idea to tear out and replant the shrubbery. She appears to believe I should be serving as her personal gardener and caring for everything to her specifications.

I basically ignored all that and said the quince's plastic pot looked trashy and I didn't want it next to my door. I suggested putting it in a nicer pot, or moving it elsewhere. So she picked it up and moved it down next to the street, behind some other bushes. (Maybe it will get stolen.)

And that's when the syurpriz comes in.

"It will only be there for another month anyway," she said.

I asked why, and she revealed that she and her family are...

...wait for it...

MOVING!!!!


I tried to keep a very neutral reaction even though inside I felt a tsunami of joy and relief. She said they will be renting out their flat and they're leaving at the end of this month.

"Will you have a garden?" I asked her.

"Yes, a big garden," she said.

"That's good," I replied. "I think you need more space." (Translation: You need to stop tearing apart your tiny flat over and over out of sheer cabin fever.)

Of course, this could all still go horribly awry. Maybe a death metal band will move in and practice on the terrace. Maybe they'll be cooking meth or growing weed. Maybe they'll have a hundred children, or they'll be farming iguanas. Or all of the above.

But knowing the Russians and how meticulous they are, I doubt they'll rent their precious flat to just anyone. In fact, I would not be at all surprised to find that they already have an acceptable tenant lined up. Goodness knows I would not want them as landlords.


Meanwhile, this was one of my projects for the day. I worked in the garden, trimming and neatening, and I mowed the lawn. The rear area around the teasels is still unmowed for the insects' sake, but otherwise I somewhat tamed the jungle. I filled two and a half yard waste bags, and I also vacuumed and took Dave's concert clothes to the cleaners and did some other small tasks.


Afterwards, lying on the couch reading blogs, I rewarded myself with chocolates! One of Dave's students gave him some fancy Belgian chocolates in a very unwieldy box. As you can see, the box is longer than Olga, and she is not a particularly small dog! I think I'm going to wind up eating most of them because I like them more than Dave does. Not exactly a good step toward developing my summer beach body.

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  1. That's a HUGE box of chocolates! I love the variety and surprises...unless I get a cherry cream or something. Blech. Great news about the Russians moving! Hopefully the new neighbors will be better.

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    1. They're pretty and I think they're really good, but the box itself is ridiculous.

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  2. Olga is very well behaved.....I couldn't put chocs that close to my boy. He would scoff the lot in a moment and there would be a humungous vet bill!!

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    1. She's never shown much interest in chocolate, surprisingly. And she eats almost anything!

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  3. Keeping everything crossed for you.....

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  4. Hope the tenants will be ok..and ration those chocs!!

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    1. Yeah, I'm making an effort to eat only a few at a time. ;)

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  5. It's a good thing Olga isn't a Labrador, I believe they eat everything within reach!

    I do hope the new tenants are OK

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    1. She's normally quite motivated by food, but she's never warmed to chocolate -- for some reason!

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  6. It was nice to finish with a laugh about your summer beach body. Better than mine, I'm sure.
    Isn't Olga interested in eating the chocolates? One of our dogs ate chocolates wrapped in gift paper under the Christmas tree, with no apparent ill effects.
    I heard a rumour that Mrs Russia's sister is moving in, with her husband and their five children, and they plan to renovate.

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    1. My "beach body" reference was purely sarcastic, I assure you. Even on the rare occasions that I go to the beach, I seldom reveal much!

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  7. You will be familiar with the saying: "Better the devil you know than the devil you don't". However, in this instance it surely will not apply. I hope you give The Russians a leaving present in the form of a book - "Never Come Back" by David Bell.

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    1. It's hard to imagine how it could be much worse, though I probably shouldn't say that.

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  8. Aww...I shall miss hearing about the exploits of your Russian neighbours. Endless fun and games!

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    1. They DO make good blog fodder, I'll give them that. :)

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  9. Hooray about your neighbours moving out!!! Yes, of course you never know who will take their place, and I must admit in my experience things don't always change for the better with new tenants/neighbours. But there is hope! And if you have complaints about them, you can always adress their lovely landlords, who will certainly not want a Death Metal band or a family with 100 children in their precious flat.
    Wow - that box of chocolates must have cost a bomb!

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    1. I could probably look up the cost online but I suppose that would violate the spirit of the gift. ;)

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  10. Fingers crossed for nice neighbours. I hope it won't be a case of 'better the devil you know.'

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  11. Great news! I think the tenant will be a quiet lady or gentleman who works most of the time, is hardly ever at home, and is grateful for everything you do. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it. Beach bod can go to hell when Belgian chocolates are in the house.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. Wouldn't that be ideal? Before the Russians moved in there was a young couple living there and we never heard them. It was perfect.

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  12. Well, if life hands you neighborly drama, unexpected fines, and oversized chocolate boxes, all in one week, you might as well eat the chocolates and call it balance

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    1. Kind of like making lemonade from life's lemons, right?

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  13. Oh my god, my eyes popped when I saw that box of chocolates. Even better news than the Russians moving. Well, almost. I hope the new tenants turn out to be good neighbors. You’re due! The garden looks beautiful!

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    1. Ha! I thought the Russians were easily the biggest news in this post, but more people have responded to the chocolates! LOL

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  14. How do you say "HOORAY!" in Russian? :) That's excellent news!

    That box of chocolates...wow. Yum.

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    1. According to Google translate, it's "Ура!" pronounced "Ura!"

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  15. Fingers crossed you get a decent neighbor upstairs. i guess all that Russian work was to prepare for a mov!
    And then chocolates to celebrate.

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    1. Except that the work has been going on for years and years. LOL

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  16. I wish you the best but am leery. My neighbor had a dog that was forever barking at us. One day while talking with them I learned that it had been sick and had been put down. I felt much like you did learning your Russian neighbors are moving. About a week later, they got another dog that made the first dog look like a monk in a monastery in terms of noise output. The only silence we get is when it is inside (though I can still hear it barking whenever I'm outside) or when they go on vacation. All the neighbors on our dead end cul-de-sac hate that dog.

    The only thing that keeps me sane is the dog's owners are both in their 80's and the dog itself is an older adopted stray so somewhere in the upcoming years, an end will be in sight. I'm hoping the next occupants have a better trained dog if they have one at all.

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    1. Well, it's true that there's always a "be careful what you wish for" factor in these situations!

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  17. Oh, man, new neighbors. One of those be careful what you wish for things. But yay, the Russians are moving. That is a huge box of chocolates. But chocolate is good for you, you know, as long as you don't count the sugar and fat.

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    1. Yeah, only the future will tell whether we are correct to be happy about the change.

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  18. First- a beach body is whatever body you take to the beach. So. No worries there.
    Oh man. I really, really hope you get the quietest, sweetest, most polite new neighbors in the world. One would think they HAVE to be better but I hate tempting fate by saying something like that.

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    1. I said "beach body" jokingly, because of course I rarely go to the beach and when I do I am usually very clothed. It IS England, after all! But you're right -- beach body is just one's body at the beach.

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  19. If I had that box of chocolates I would make myself sick - or make Dr. M hide them & dole them out to me a few at a time.

    Huzzah to the Russians moving!!

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    1. Fortunately I have pretty good self-control when it comes to chocolates. They start to make me queasy after about six of them!

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  20. No wonder there has been so much pounding upstairs. They were fixing the place up. Where are they moving to?

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  21. Oooooh....those chocolates look delicious. That is a crazy big box.
    The Russians are going....the Russians are going....that is good news. Hopefully, the new tenants will be better neighbors.

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    1. It's hard to imagine how they could be worse, but I probably shouldn't say that.

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  22. That is a supersized box of chocolates. Many choices there. Does the box come with a map, naming individual pieces? Eating favorites first is best.
    Yes! The Russians are moving!

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    1. There is no map, at least not that I have seen. (I admit I didn't study all the paperwork in the box!)

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  23. The russian landlords, unless they are renting to fellows, would be like"getting cosy with scorpions. Dang, there goes our entertainment and buzzing of saws. Poor little qunice.
    I reckon that if you ate three chocolates a day ,by July ,the box will be empty. Do you poke holes in the underside to see what flavor they might be?
    Beach body, made me laugh. Barbie movie comes to mind.

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    1. I bet you anything the new tenants will also be Russian -- probably people they know.

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  24. They're moving! Hurray! I hope the new tenants are a lovely gay couple who love plants.
    OMG that box of chocolates is huge.

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    1. Wouldn't that be ideal? Or would we then be too much alike? LOL

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  25. It's hard to imagine worse neighbors than the ones you've got! At least tenants won't be constantly renovating.

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  26. I'm astounded that Mrs. R is so snotty right to your face! Cripes. Mr. R must be a very down-trodden spouse. Like others here, I'm hoping the new tenants are an improvement because complaints to their landlord are likely to be fruitless ... but there we all go, spoiling your joy before we even know :D Also, the World Federation of Iguanas would like to politely inform you that iguana farming is not on their list of favourite activities either; they prefer to be left in the wild. lol

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    1. I wish I'd said to her, "Why are you so angry at us?" Because I genuinely do not understand it. But that probably would have unleashed a torrent.

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  27. What interesting news! Did you immediately go in and dance around the flat in glee with Dave and Olga? (I would have!)

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    1. I immediately ran inside and interrupted Dave on his computer, waving my hands wildly. LOL

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  28. Quelle surprise!! Never thought we would hear of Mrs Russia's departure.....

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    1. I didn't either! She said something about moving years ago but I took it for idle daydreaming.

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  29. I, too, am astonished at the rudeness of Mrs. Russia. What she said was totally out of line. Given how picky they are, surely they will not rent to a Death Metal band.

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    1. She can be very direct when she wants to be!

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  30. I hope everything comes out for the best regarding neighbors.

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    1. Thanks, e. And I hope all goes well with your cousin.

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  31. I can just see you trying to contain your glee when you found out the Russians were leaving.

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    1. I seriously thought I might pass out from sheer joy.

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  32. Great news, things can only get better.

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  33. Yay! The Russians are moving! I hope that there are no kinks in this! Those chocolates look so good.

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    1. Oh, I didn't even think about the possibility of kinks! But of course with any real estate transaction that can happen. Hmmmmm...

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  34. Boy, if life is a box of chocolates, it's a long, colorful life in store (though it was already pretty colorful! Woo hoo! That's fabulous news on the Russians. Fingers are crossed that the new tenants will be wonderful. I hesitate to say "where can you go but up" because you had a few scary ideas, but I think all will be well!

    OK -- now, I'm confused and I hope you can straighten me out. I thought your landlord was someone not the Russians -- the person you had to negotiate with on the bushes in back or repairs. But here you say the Russians would be the landlords for the new tenants. So is this a case of you can either rent or own your space. You choose to rent but the Russians purchased their flat, so they would be responsible for the tenants? Sort of like owning a semi-detached condo here? Just not sure.

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    1. Our house is a duplex containing two flats, with separate ownership -- one upstairs and one downstairs. We rent the downstairs flat from our landlords. The Russians own the upstairs flat, which they will now be renting out. Make sense?

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  35. Iguana farmers? Death metal band? You do have a way of plunging straight to the heart of worse case scenarios. You do make me giggle! I will keep my fingers crossed that the new neighbors are quiet folks who have no interest in landscaping.

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    1. I do have a talent for going straight to the worst-case scenario. I inherited it from my mother.

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  36. You finally had something to cheer about but then began fretting over who the new tenants will be. I'm curious. Do the Russians own the whole building or just their flat? And Olga appears to be thinking, "You're sitting their filling your face with chocolates and not thinking at all about feeding me?!!" That's a huge box of goodies though.

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    1. Nah, she really doesn't want chocolates. She'd probably eat one if I shoved it in her face but she's much more interested in meat!

      The Russians only own their flat. Ours is owned separately.

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  37. Best Dog Face Ever - So Cute She Is

    Smile On ,
    Cheers

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    1. She's thinking about turning over to get the camera out of her face.

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  38. They're moving?? They're moving!! Your garden looks lovely still and those chocolates look delicious.

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