Friday, May 29, 2026

New Pots, and I'm Locked Out!

Flowers on our purple heart (Tradescantia)

Yesterday was the day to take care of some long-standing issues among our plants. I got myself motivated early in the morning, while it was still relatively cool, and got to work.

First I dug up and discarded our dead tamarisk tree and our ailing broom. This is much easier said than done because the ground is as hard as iron right now, having had no rain to speak of for almost two months. (The BBC says parts of Southeast England have had their driest April on record, with just over a third of the rainfall we'd get in an average year, and May hasn't been any better. Apparently we're not technically in a drought because we had a lot of rain over the winter, but that's not helping the garden plants now!)

Then I grabbed my garden-shop gift card and headed down to Maida Vale on the bus. I went back to Clifton Nurseries and picked up some more supplies: A gigantic pot for our olive tree, two nice big pots for a couple of other plants that needed new homes, and some bags of soil. I also bought a new Brugmansia purely on a whim.

I brought everything home in an Uber and got to work on some heavy-duty repotting. The result is...


...a new home for this previously rootbound prayer plant...


...and for this ficus, which used to be a bunch of dead twigs...


...and for the new Brugmansia, now in the pot that used to hold the prayer plant.

I still have to deal with the olive, and I'm not sure how to go about that. Our passionflower vine, which grew of its own accord from a seed, is living in the same pot and growing up a wall, so it's going to be hard to maneuver the olive tree into a new pot while not damaging the vine. I just couldn't deal with it yesterday because I was already tired and sore after all that other work.

In the middle of all this, who should reappear but Mrs. Russia! You'll recall that she and her husband rented out their apartment above us, and I haven't seen her since last summer. She stopped in to trim the shrubs out on their terrace. We chatted a bit and she asked about Mrs. Kravitz's air conditioner and whether it was noisy. I said I hadn't even noticed it -- I didn't realize the Kravitzes (next door) even have an air conditioner -- but Mrs. Russia is annoyed that it's been installed within earshot of her own terrace. "Maybe we should buy one and point it at them!" she said.

Dueling air conditioners!

Then I got a bit paranoid about her wielding pruning shears, so I told her we'd planted some new bushes in the front garden so she wouldn't mistakenly cut them down. She got a bit snippy (no pun intended) about why we'd planted bushes without her approval, and I said we got our landlord's approval, and it was up to the landlord to keep her informed. And that was pretty much the end of our exchange.

But again, I got worried. We have a lot of beautiful campanula growing around our front steps, along with some pink valerian and some other wildflowers. The Russians have long chafed at my tendency to allow those plants to grow -- they like the steps pressure-washed and tidy as a hospital.


So I went out and made a video of the steps, including the bees loving the campanula. I figured if Mrs. Russia tore it out I'd at least have a record of it. I later added some music because there was a lot of street noise, including conversations from passing pedestrians, distant sirens and my own front door slamming and me exclaiming "Sh*t!" because I didn't have my house keys on me!

Yes, I was indeed locked out. I called Dave and he made plans to send a co-worker to our flat with his keys, but I knocked on the Kravitzes' door and as luck would have it someone was home and I was able to get into their back garden and, using a ladder, boost myself over the garden fence. Our own back door was open so that got me back inside our house. Criminy!

Anyway, Mrs. Russia did not trim anything in the front or weed the steps, so those worries were unfounded, at least in the immediate moment. But I'm sure she went back to wherever she's living now grousing that we're allowing the place to go to pot, not to mention fuming over Mrs. Kravitz's air conditioner. I try to be friendly with her but I hope she doesn't move back here.

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  1. That was a full and constructive garden day. Beautiful shot of the Tradescantia.

    Mrs R does need to have her presence felt..rather a sad person.

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    1. She always feels she's being slighted somehow.

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    2. Her past haunting her...people who have truly been slighted and deeply hurt seem to anticipate it happening again ...assume it is being done and put those defences up ready

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  2. Oh my god, Mrs. Russia! I hoped we would never see her again, and I join you in your desire NOT to have her as a neighbor again. The photo of the purple heart at the top is gorgeous.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. Thanks! You must know purple heart from Florida. It runs wild there.

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  3. Oh I do hope Mrs Russia doesn't decide to move back as I'm sure you would hear her air conditioner if she installed one.

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    1. I know -- I wondered about that too. And she's likely to buy the noisest one possible out of spite!

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  4. What an eventful day but good looking pots brought suiting the plants planted.

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  5. Phew! Even just reading about all that work made me exhausted. Lugging around huge plant pots and bags of soil is one reason why I am a "non-gardener" - I simply can't do it.
    Good job Mrs Kravitz was at home, and your back door open, and what a relief that your plants are safe from Mrs Russia... for now. I, too, hope that she won't EVER move back in!

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    1. I was surprised how much hard work it was, especially moving the repotted plants back into the house.

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  6. The passion flower is a tough plant, and a bit of damage to the roots should not hurt, I dug a plant out here, it came back twice. I would use some olive feed as you repot, there are plenty around, I always use a pellet, slow feed type. Your steps are pretty, I hope your plants stay.

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    1. It's not damaging the roots I worry about -- it's managing to repot it while so much of the plant is attached to a wall!

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  7. Doors that lock themselves are one of the scariest things there is, I wonder why they were invented.

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    1. I guess they're good for security. This is only the second time in 12 years I've done that, so normally it's not a problem for us!

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  8. Mrs Russia sound difficult. Modern split system air con units are very quiet. I generally can't hear mine when sitting on the balcony because of the white noise from traffic.
    The first and third pots are nice.

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    1. If Mrs. K is running hers -- and she must have been, earlier in the week -- it is indeed incredibly quiet. I hear nothing.

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  9. Oh, yeah, the Russias still own that place. I had forgotten she’d probably pop back in every so often. So glad it’s rare now, such an unpleasant disposition. The plants look so good. I have our nice empty pots lined up on the floor waiting for plants. Maybe July will be the month. I’d like to do it now, but SG, although imagining our new plants, doesn’t seem ready to shop or plant.

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    1. I really wish they'd just sell it. And I wish the people who live there now would buy it.

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  10. Quote by Stephen G. Reed, May 26th 2026: "Remember that no one in this country (including us) has air conditioning!"
    Quote by Stephen G. Reed May 29th 2026: "We chatted a bit and she asked about Mrs. Kravitz's air conditioner".
    Just be grateful that Mrs Russia has not ordered a drone attack on the unruly jungle that she and Aleksandr were forced to look down upon during their West Hampstead days. It was undoubtedly high on their list of reasons for leaving.

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    1. Well, virtually no one. Mrs. K is a rare exception. (If there's a fancy modern convenience she MUST have it.)

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  11. Wow, you sure had a day! And the reappearance of Mrs. Russia to boot. I sure wish I had your green thumb as I was looking at a plant this morning and it needs some TLC and I am not sure what to do.

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    1. Oh, send me a picture and tell me what's up! I don't guarantee I can fix it but I might know what's going on, at least.

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  12. Aww, you edited out the 'Sh*t' moment, it would have made a grand finale. :-)

    The steps look lovely by the way, and that bee looks very grateful.

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    1. Ha! I considered leaving it in, but believe me, the music is nicer. :)

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  13. Oh dear, Mrs Russia back, and the nerve of complaining about noise, after all they put you through. She's a real downer.

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    1. I don't know why she cares about the noise. She's not even here to hear it!

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  14. The plants will keep you busy. I suspect that air conditioning will become more and more common in The City.

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    1. Yeah, I think it probably is showing up in newer buildings and commercial ones. There's air conditioning at the school where I worked, for example.

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  15. Mrs. Russia, the gift that keeps on giving.

    I was hoping you'd left the "Sh*t." in the video because we've all been there!

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  16. I wonder how Mrs. Russia knew about Mrs. Kravitz' A/C? Maybe the renters complained? I was wondering how you were getting all of your purchases home when you explained about using the Uber. I was impressed by your climbing a ladder to get over your wall and into your home. Maybe you need one of those fake rocks that hide a key so you can't get locked out! ;)

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    1. I think she just saw it when she came out on the terrace -- because it's on the adjacent terrace about 15 feet away. I'm too paranoid to hide keys outside!

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  17. Golly, I've missed Mrs. Russia and Mrs. Kravitz! (I'm sure you don't, but they do make for good blog fodder!) Your plant repotting looks like a huge job and the end result is terrific. And the video is wonderful. Love that campanula. Nice music track, too!

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    1. They DO make good blog fodder, it's true. There's always a story.

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  18. Mrs. Russia is a pill. She doesn't live there anymore and she's still bitching. I doubt she's ever happy which is a sad way to live your life.
    Your plants look happy in their new pots.

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    1. She needs to be out in the country far, far away from any other human beings.

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  19. Wouldn't Ms Russia have to let herself into the flat to get to the terrace? Were the tenants there? I would have been pissed if I knew my landlord had let themselves in when I wasn't there or maybe they had arranged it. Weird that she would complain about Ms Kravitz's Ac when she doesn't even live there anymore.

    Your angel trumpet (brugmansia) is pretty. Mine is blooming now too. It will get big.

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    1. I suspect they arranged it. I don't think landlords are legally permitted to enter their property unless they've informed the tenants and received permission. Our management company always contacts us ahead of time if they have to come by for any reason.

      I hope the Brugmansia gets big! We had one years ago that got spider mites and bit the dust.

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  20. For some reason I thought the Kravitz's were your back neighbor, not next door neighbor. I guess in the back is the empty place where the light stayed on so long. I hope Mrs. Russia stays away longer this time. She was probably surprised to find you home rather than at work.

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    1. Yes, the back neighbors are the apartment buildings, the Russians are above us and Mrs. K is next door. We have another neighbor on the other side but she's so quite and inoffensive I've never needed a nickname for her!

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  21. It occurs to me that maybe her tenants requested an air conditioner because of the heatwave, saying there was one next door. So she hotfooted it over to see if they'd installed one without checking with The Great Her.

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    1. It's possible! The last time Mrs. K installed a device Mrs. R and her husband complained to the council. It was a kitchen vent hood with an exhaust fan and they insisted it was too loud, and indeed Mrs. K eventually removed it.

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  22. Your new pots look lovely and will accommodate the plants nicely with room for growth.
    Mrs. K seems to always be in an aggressive state. A joyless woman? I am glad for you that she moved and only shows up occasionally with her complaints/issues and unpleasantries. Hopefully she knows better and will not take her shears to your plantings. Otherwise, we will have to add "no boundaries" to her list of issues.
    With a bit of ingenuity and maneuvering, you got back in the house. Being locked out and dealing with Mrs. K all in one day.... you deserve a medal.

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    1. It was an eventful day! LOL! I'm not sure I've ever been happier than when the Russians moved out.

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  23. I don't know why I thought she was gone for good. I didn't realize that she had rented out the flat to someone else. You are agile! My dad once scaled my lower roof to get into a window upstairs when my older daughter locked herself out of the house. We were out of town for a gymnastics meet.

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  24. What a busy day with a few adventures added for good measure. It's a good thing Mrs. Russia doesn't live in US where air conditioners are running morning, noon and night.
    That was one very busy bee in your video.

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    1. It's true! We're all used to that sound of compressors, aren't we? But I guess in the USA everyone has their windows shut because they all have a/c running.

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  25. I call it the old person syndrome where we tend to hyper focus on small things that aggravate us that we likely wouldn't have noticed or cared about when we were younger. For some reason, I have seen a lot of older people do this and I'm trying to fight it now so that I don't get a bad case of it when I get older.

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    1. The proverbial "old man screaming at clouds." LOL!

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  26. Ugh - a Mrs. Russia sighting is entertaining for US, but not so much for you. So sorry you have to deal with her picky self. I wonder if you can wait until the vine dies back to move the olive tree? I know that's probably not the ideal time of year to do it, but it might be better than dislodging the vine. Assuming it DOES die back in your mild climate!

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    1. I think early next spring would probably be the ideal time. I might try to push it off until then.

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  27. Curious to know how your ficus will do after being re-potted. I really need to do that for the one that is struggling here. Poor thing. A visit from Mrs. Russia, how charming! Haven't we missed her so...

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    1. Yeah, we'll see about the ficus. I think it may also have some kind of pest, I'm not sure.

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  28. No. Mrs. Russia and her family are not allowed to move back. So say I.
    Your plants look very happy and I hope they truly are.

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    1. I will convey that message! So sayeth Ms. Moon! LOL

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  29. In retirement you are haVING FUN MAKING LOTS OF IMPROVEMENTS. Mrs Russia is a bully.

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    1. She's very thin-skinned and quite demanding.

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  30. I also hope she doesn't move back there. Are you able to thoroughly soak the pot with the olive and passionfruit so that the entire rootball can be lifted out? Then you can cut through the middle with a sharp long blade knife or the spade edge, and put the passionfruit back with loose soil you shake off the olive, plus extra new soil. Losing a few roots isn't going to set it back hardly at all, there's a passionfruit here in the yard that someone has been trying to kill for years and it still grows through the Hibiscus shrubs. I am glad you were able to get back inside. The new pots are very nice.

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    1. The trick is going to be both lifting the root ball and manipulating the plants while the vine is attached to the wall. The olive is fairly large so it won't be a small undertaking. I would love to separate them but I think they're all but fused together at this point.

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    2. Are you willing to sacrifice the pot? Smash it and untangle the plants then repot with new or recycled pots.

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