Sunday, May 21, 2023

Tree Fern and 'Charade'


This was our project yesterday morning. Our tree fern spent last year behind our garden bench, still in the plastic pot it came in, but standing in an empty, broken clay pot once inhabited by our banana. That pot was duct-taped to hold it together, so it was a very classy presentation.

The fern wasn't doing well behind the bench, where it's too shady and a bit too dry beneath the taller trees. But we weren't sure what to do with it.

Meanwhile, we had a blueberry bush in a big pot on the patio that you might remember actually gave us blueberries last year. It wasn't very attractive but we were excited about the fruit -- until we left it out over the winter, not realizing that apparently blueberries aren't hardy plants. It was deader than a doornail this spring.

So yesterday we disposed of the twiggy carcass of the blueberry and transferred the tree fern to its pot. We always understood that tree ferns don't have much rootball and that they mostly take in moisture and nutrients through the trunk. But this plant was so root-bound that we had to cut the plastic pot off.

Now it's happy in a much bigger, more attractive pot, and the duct-taped monstrosity is in the trash bin where it belongs.

There were also lots of bluebells in the pot with the blueberry but I transferred the bulbs to the tree fern pot. They're hardy plants so I have high hopes they'll survive and flourish next spring. The project made the robins happy -- we watched them snap up several choice grubs from the old blueberry soil.


I took time out so Dave could photograph me next to this foxglove. Look at that thing! I'm 6'2 and that stalk on the left is taller than me! 

I also cleaned up our front garden, which is mostly mounds of shrubbery but includes a patch of crocosmia that was being smothered by weeds. (I know Ms. Moon wages a fierce battle against her runaway crocosmia but we have to take care of ours!)


Then I took the dog to the cemetery. I'd been thinking we might try a longer walk but after that yardwork I wasn't up to it, and given Olga's energy levels she probably wasn't either.

That apple tree (I think?) was positively humming with bees.


I came home and sat out on the garden bench with this bizarre snack, which came in my most recent Craft Gin Club box. They're always including weird little snacks and things. Once it was escargot-flavored potato chips, now it's strawberries and cream coronation popcorn. What will they come up with next? (I'd rather have plain old salted peanuts, to be honest, but this popcorn was better than it sounds. As were the escargot-flavored potato chips.)

Last night Dave had to attend a student play at school -- they needed an adult supervisor and the drama teacher was unavailable. I was going to go with him until he told me it was a student-led, 90-minute production that was almost entirely sung and with only two cast members.

Instead I decided to stay home and watch the 1963 movie "Charade" with Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn. Somehow I'd never seen this movie even though I've been humming the theme song practically my whole life. Hepburn plays a character virtually identical to Holly Golightly in "Breakfast at Tiffany's," made just a few years earlier, and there's a silly scene with Grant taking a shower fully clothed -- one of the weirder moments in mid-century cinema. (He camps it up, too.) Not a bad movie overall and I'm glad to finally chalk it off my list.

26 comments:

gz said...

It's that repotting and sorting time in the garden !
That is an impressive foxglove, you must have good soil in that bed. Possibly the reason the blueberries died was that they were in pots? Ours are ok..but are in a raised bed and sheltered between other fruit bushes.

Moving with Mitchell said...

I'll have to take your word for the chips and popcorn. Both sound horrid. Great photo of you in the garden. The tree fern looks very happy. I had no idea they could survive a London winter. We planted two flanking the door of our guest cottage in San Diego that were beautiful and thrived. Now I want to watch Charade again.

John Going Gently said...

Charade …loved it
The best non Hitchcock movie ever….
Did you notice that Cary grant didn’t take his shirt off in the shower
He deemed himself too old to remove it

Ed said...

There aren't many benefits to having your Mother-In-Law live with you full time but one of the few is that she likes to repot our plants from time to time. I just have to keep her in bagged potting soil supplies.

Bob said...

I cannot get past " strawberries and cream coronation popcorn."
It sounds horrid.

Marty said...

I was just thinking about putting some foxglove, but didn't realize they could get so tall!
That school production sounds sadistically audience-punishing - a 90 minute amateur show with 2 characters?! I'd stay home, too.

Boud said...

Poor Dave, having to go to that play.I'm a bit suspicious about the drama teacher being "unavailable"! Just sayin'.

Your garden is beautiful and the gardener ain't bad either.

Colette said...

There must be hardier varieties of blueberries you could grow if you want. When I lived in New York State there were definitely blueberry farms.

Ellen D. said...

I like that photo of you in your garden. You look so happy! You and Dave will have to move to the country when you retire so you can garden all of the time!!

Jeanie said...

Wow -- that's a serious foxglove! And your fern looks wonderful in the new pot -- bopefully that will really help it continue to flourish.

I always enjoy Charade. It's one of those movies you can put on again when you are doing something else, walk in and out and then find yourself sitting down to catch a little more. Hepburn and Grant are so engaging here and lovely. And yes, it does have its silly moments!

Ms. Moon said...

Too bad I can't send you about a million croscosmia. I'd still have plenty left.
"Flavor you might just be unworthy of."
Oh really? That made me chuckle.
I am awed by your tree fern. What a beauty!
And very fine picture of you!

ellen abbott said...

I have a few more weird food concoctions to post myself. strawberry flavored popcorn, snail flavored potato chips? are potato chips and popcorn just too bland? they seem to be the favorite to flavor.

The tree fern looks great. when I first saw the picture I thought it needed to be repotted, that it was probably rootbound, so imagine my surprise when it turned out to be in a new pot. obviously I know nothing about tree ferns.

Debby said...

I can't imagine paying for a snack that insulted me!

Your garden is a marvel.

Pixie said...

Blueberries will grow here, zone 3, so it might have been the variety or the pot.

That tree fern is beautiful and prehistoric. Lovely photo of you Steve.

Kelly said...

I would have thought a fern would suffer more there in winter than a blueberry bush.

Poor Dave. I think you made the right choice staying home. That's not my idea of a good time.

NewRobin13 said...

Wow, I didn't know you were so tall, and that foxglove is huge. Ours are bit shorter here, much like me at only 5'2". LOL!
This Robin thanks you for making the robins happy there.

Sharon said...

That foxglove is amazing. I've never seen one grow that tall before. And, that popcorn sounds kind of good. I'd be tempted to try it if I saw it in a store. It looks like it was a beautiful day.

Beth's Patio Chit Chat said...

Hi,
Totally loved seeing the photos. The foxglove is amazing and tall... Just like You! I am short at just 5 foot and 0 inches. I understand that I will shrink further lol. Sort of reminds me of the Mary Poppins movie where the daughters were taller than their mom.. I know a few sons and daughters like that!

I never had luck with berries. Birds would steal them or they just wouldn't grow. My father in law had strawberries that were amazing. Sweet and juicy and they would just grow and grow. No matter how many times he or the kids would pick them, it was liked they doubled the next day.

I am sure that your work and walk with Olga was tiring and staying home to enjou Charade was a better choice than attending a long drawn out school function.

I finally got back into my blog. I had just made a new one and boom, I was able to finally do some posting. YaY.

Enjoy your Fern tree. We have to bring ours in as soon as possible in winter, even in a mild climate, temps drop too fast for them not to be damaged. They do need room to grow, so moving it into a bigger pot was a good move.

Have a wonderful evening.

Margaret said...

I can't imagine liking either one of those flavors but escargots do taste mostly like garlic and butter--which I would like. It feels great to get garden tasks finished! Mine are done for now until the tulip leaves have completely died down, then I'll trim them. Keeping things watered will be challenging if we don't get much rain. :(

Catalyst said...

Y'know I used to be 6'2" too. I think I achieved that height in high school but a few months ago I had Judy in the hospital ER and while waiting I noticed a height measuring stick and asked the nurse to tell me how tall I was. 6 FEET EVEN! I even asked her to do it again but it was still only 6 feet. And that was with shoes on! Where, or where, did those two inches go? I was a physical mess in high school and unable to "make" the basketball team but I joked for years that I was the tallest student manager in the state!

Rosemary said...

Here I am the lover of all cemetery photos you take and share. This tomb and the words inscribed are beautiful, thank you. I always enlarge to read the inscriptions. That cemetery would be my go to walk. Steve you are a wonderful photographer showing things in a photograph others would not see. I like so many you share especially the houses that remind me of home, but the cemetery ones always are my favorites.

sparklingmerlot said...

I love tree ferns. You have to have them with a label to say they are legit and not pinched from the bush!
I don't understand fancy flavoured snack foods at all. Wouldn't the escargot taste like garlic?
You look very pleased with your day's work - as you should.
I think you took the better option with the movie. Poor Dave.

River said...

I love tree ferns and had several in the front yard and in a shade house of the home we first built on returning to Adelaide. I rode past it a few years ago on a bus to somewhere else and was so disappointed to see the entire front yard concreted and bare. Now I'm wondering if I could grow one here.
That's a lovely monument in the cemetery.

Steve Reed said...

GZ: Judging from your comments and those of others here, maybe the cold isn't what killed the blueberry!

Mitchell: Yeah, they're fine in London, though apparently they need winter protection farther north. We left ours outside all winter and it was fine, though we'd brought it in in previous years.

John: Not just his shirt but his entire suit! It was the strangest scene.

Ed: That WOULD be nice, to have a live-in re-potter!

Bob: I agree. I almost threw it out. But as I said, it was better than I expected.

Marty: Ninety minutes of two people SINGING! Foxgloves normally don't get that tall. They're usually about up to my waist, I think.

Boud: Unavailable in order to preserve his sanity! The foxglove is much more attractive than the gardener, but thanks for the kind words. :)

Colette: Yeah, maybe it had something to do with the variety, or the fact that it was above ground in a pot.

Ellen D: Who knows what the future will bring??

Jeanie: They are really good together, I agree!

Ms Moon: I know! It's such a weird thing to put on a package. I wouldn't buy it just to spite them!

Ellen: Yeah, that new pot is bigger than what it was in before! But as I said, it WAS root-bound. The "snail-flavored" potato chips actually tasted mostly of butter and garlic, just like real escargot.

Debby: I agree! It's such a strange marketing technique! Reverse psychology, maybe?

Pixie: OK, if blueberries grow where you are, then obviously the cold isn't the issue. It must be because it was above ground. Or maybe it was a more tender variety.

Kelly: We used to take the tree fern inside when it got below freezing in winter but it managed just fine on its own outdoors this past season.

Robin: That's a more normal height for a foxglove! This one is some kind of mutant!

Sharon: I think the popcorn sounds terrible. Its goodness was a complete surprise!

Beth: Tree ferns are quite large, so accommodating one indoors is a challenge! You'll have to give us the link or the URL to your new blog!

Margaret: Yeah, we still have the daffodil foliage hanging around, even though it looks pretty peaked.

Catalyst: Well, after I wrote that I was 6'2", it occurred to me that I really haven't measured my height in years. I could be shorter now, for all I know. But definitely in high school I was that tall.

Rosemary: Thank you for the kind words! I love walking in all the historic cemeteries in London. That one is a particular fave because it's close by and I take the dog often.

Caro: Yes, the tree fern came with that label! The escargot crisps did indeed taste mostly like garlic.

River: I don't understand people who pave their front gardens. It's very common in London too. Mostly people trying to gain parking spaces, but I'd sooner not have a car!

Jean Winnipeg said...

The slides you have up the one labelled Holland is probably taken at Keukenhof Gardens, Lisse, a very big flower display garden that attracts many visitors in the spring. A big popular tourist attraction and truly spectacular, the air is filled with the fragrance of the bulbs before you even enter KEUKENHOF.. People arrive by cars and by bus loads and the buses are decorated with tulip garlands, people stroll the huge garden area. Keukenhof is a big deal.

Steve Reed said...

Jean: Thanks for the tip! That sounds very likely!