Tuesday, May 20, 2025
Cartimandua
The other day I was sitting in the living room when a squirrel brazenly ran up the avocado tree right outside our window. I've never seen a squirrel in this tree, which isn't very big and doesn't look like it offers much in the way of nibblies or territory to explore. The squirrel seemed to agree and came right back down again, pausing just long enough for me to snap one photo.
Remember that ridiculous bottle of vermouth that we brought on our Christmas trip to Whitstable? The one with a fraction of an inch left in the bottom, that I nonetheless decided to bring all the way back to London, much to Dave's chagrin? (I'm sure you don't. Why would you?) Well, I finally finished the bottle last weekend, when I had a martini -- so it lasted another five months after Christmas. I'd say bringing it home was the right thing to do. I only ever use vermouth in martinis and they are a pretty rare indulgence, so I just want to pat myself on the back for my own thriftiness.
I used some of the money I could have blown on a new bottle of vermouth as a donation to the Yorkshire Museum, which is raising money to conserve the Melsonby Hoard, a pile of elaborate Iron Age relics including horse tackle and a wine-mixing cauldron. The hoard was found by a detectorist in 2021, and the fund drive was meant to help keep the discoveries in Yorkshire, as opposed to having them purchased by some other museum and hauled away. That seemed a worthy cause. I suppose my erstwhile interest in metal detecting (despite my antipathy toward digging holes) helped motivate me.
Anyway, I made the donation several weeks ago and ever since I've been getting regular e-mail updates from the museum that contain fascinating little snippets of information. Yesterday's, for example, was all about Cartimandua, queen of the Brigantes, an Iron Age tribe that lived in the north in pre-Roman times. Apparently the Roman author Tacitus mentioned her twice in his writings, making her the first named individual in Yorkshire history. Everyone before Cartimandua has faded into the gray mists of time.
In AD 57 she ousted her husband, Venutius, in order to take up with his armour-bearer, Vellocatus. (I'm picturing an older Venutius and a hunky young Vellocatus, thus turning Cartimandua into a cougar, but this may be more my imagination than actual history.) Venutius, in revenge, eventually drove her from power and took over himself. She reportedly survived but I'm not sure what happened to the armour-bearer. It probably wasn't good.
Olga, on our walk yesterday morning, hit the jackpot -- french fries in the gutter! Don't worry. I only let her eat a few.
Last night she got very excited because she glimpsed a fox outside the back door. I grabbed my phone and made a video through the glass. The fox seemed utterly unconcerned about our presence. I kept the dog inside.
The video quality isn't that great because I was zoomed in and shooting through glass, with reflections of the living room lights on the window, but you get a good view of the fox taking a leisurely stretch. Look how big our teasel forest has grown! I think we have even more teasels this year than last. Which is the way it works with weeds, I suppose. I'm probably going to need to rein them in.
Finally, I've already invested in a birthday treat for myself. I got tickets to go see Suzanne Vega in Brighton at the end of October. I've long been a fan of Vega, ever since college (when I badly reviewed what became her most popular album), and I've blogged about seeing her before. She's 65 now, so I don't know how many more tours she'll be doing. Dave and I will probably spend the night in Brighton and then take the next day off work. Should be fun!
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Well done for supporting the Yorkshire museum. So much gets sucked down to London and you're lucky to have replicas in the original home area... shouldn't it be the other way around?!
ReplyDeleteYour garden is looking lovely...and being appreciated by day and night!!
Exactly -- I felt it made sense to keep it all in the land where it was discovered.
DeleteIf Suzanne Vega is anything like The Rolling Stones you will still be going to her concerts for another twenty years. The museum Iron-age sounds interesting. I always like learning, okay, just reading, about how people lived way back then and earlier, even if the stories are very clever fiction. But rulers and take-overs don't interest me much.
ReplyDeleteIt's true -- 65 isn't old, so I don't know why I said that!
DeleteWhat a rich and wonderful mix of moments—squirrels, thriftiness, Iron Age intrigue, and Suzanne Vega—sounds like life is treating you to a series of small, meaningful delights
ReplyDeleteIf I'm lucky they will continue!
DeleteYou are going to play truant in order to see the Suzanne Vega concert? Surely, that cannot be right. My high opinion of you has been severely dented. As for Cartimandua, when Phoebe was born I urged Frances and Stew to give her that name to celebrate her Yorkshire heritage.
ReplyDeleteYes, I am "skipping school." We have up to three personal days per year to take for whatever purpose we wish, and I rarely take mine, so I think I've earned this one.
DeleteFull of interesting stuffs. I remember you bringing back the vermouth. I would have done the same and Ray would have been annoyed.
ReplyDeleteI expect YP will be reading this with great excitement.
Brighton!!! If the tv show The Royles is to believed, Granny knew a young man who visited Brighton and came back as a gay. Be careful.
I thought YP would be excited, but he let it pass unremarked! Oh well. Yes, Brighton is a gay old town.
DeleteI guess it just goes to show, the "human condition" has been unchanging through all of time. Even Neanderthals were probably cheating on their significant others!
ReplyDeleteIf they even had significant others!
DeleteI'm glad you're helping Yorkshire keep its historical items. Seems only right. High time London stopped treating the north like a colony. I have spoke!
ReplyDeleteI agree, even as a Londoner.
DeleteAn overnighter in Brighton for a concert sounds like fun. Donating to the Yorkshire Museum is a great use of the vermouth money! I probably (in the past) would have just chugged what was left of the vermouth. As I do with the cats, I immediately wanted to commend the fox on the “good stretch.”
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine chugging vermouth. (Even though there was hardly enough to qualify as a "chug.") I just don't drink it that way.
DeleteThat's a lovely squirrel shot, and the fox video is great. The fox looks healthy and has a fine brush.
ReplyDeleteAll the foxes I've seen in our garden have looked pretty good, but I've seen some sad-looking ones elsewhere in London.
DeleteI'm like Mitchell, my first fox thought as a cat daddy was "good stretch," and I might have just downed the vermouth before leaving but then I wouldn't have had any at home for a martini!
ReplyDeleteIt was a good stretch, wasn't it?
DeleteI hope you enjoy Suzanne Vega. I'm also a fan. Thanks for the information on The Hoard and Roman history. I hope Olga suffered no ill effects from the gutter fries.
ReplyDeleteNah, the fries didn't bother her. She can eat virtually anything and remain unharmed. The only food item she occasionally finds on the sidewalk that I prohibit outright are chicken bones and other small bones.
DeleteI love hearing, or reading, stories about women in the past who were not passive, but were aggresive instead. History is written by the winners and they tend to leave out the role of women. Love that photo of the squirrel:)
ReplyDeleteShe sounds like a force to be reckoned with!
DeleteWhoa! What fascinating history! And except for the fact that one of the main actors in this story was a woman, politics seem about the same now as they did then.
ReplyDeleteI love how they called some of the findings "garish". And they were using coral! Unbelievable.
Your squirrels look quite a bit like ours although ours are probably skinnier. That fox sure looks fat and happy.
I guess power struggles have always been cutthroat. It's weird that they used the word "garish" given its negative connotations. Why not "brightly ornamented"?
DeleteA Dangling Carrot Of Excitement Hanging There , Way Cool - October Will Be Here Before You Know It - And Ya Gotta Love A Wet Nose That Succumbs To Those Fried Little Delights - Dee Light Full - Cha Cha Cha
ReplyDeleteCheers
It is scary how quickly time passes!
DeleteI'm wondering if you make notes during the day to remind you of topics you want to post about. You have lots of interesting snippets today so I'm curious what brings it to mind and how you make it come all together. :)
ReplyDeleteSee my ensuing post for clarification on your question! :)
DeleteYour garden hosts lots of wildlife and is flourishing well.
ReplyDeleteYour cougar theory is likely. She liked younger men and had her way. Let's acknowledge, the reverse happens throughout time and is much more frequently the norm. Nothing changes.
Your B-day plans sound great.
Olga has her eye on the prize. The girl knows what she wants.
Oh, absolutely. Men have been going after younger women since time immemorial. I suppose it's a natural instinct for either sex!
DeleteThanks for the history notes...I have just been reading about Cartimandua on the English Heritage website. seems she was a canny woman.
ReplyDeleteI went down a Cartimandua rabbit hole when I wrote this post!
DeleteI'm going to be really unhappy if you took the picture of the squirrel with your phone. None of my pictures with my phone come out that sharp. I do not care for Suzanne Vega at all. I can only think of two songs of hers, the only two that ever get played on the radio, and I dislike both of them.
ReplyDeleteNo, it was the big camera! I'm sure one of the songs you know is "Luka" -- what's the other one? "Tom's Diner"?
DeleteOh good, big camera. Yes to both those songs.
DeleteSuzanne Vega...I hadn't thought about her in ages. I can't wait to hear how the show is.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised at how quiet Olga was while you were taking that video. I would have thought she might bark or growl at that creature invading her space.
Now I want to learn more about Cartimandua. What a great name.
She was rapt. I wish I'd panned down to show her intently staring out the door!
DeleteNow THAT is something fun to anticipate! I might have to show your fox video to our eight-year-old when we see him again. He's a fox nut! Sounds like the museum is taking wise care of their donors. The more you know, the more you want to donate! And the garden is looking terrific!
ReplyDeleteOh, yes, show it to him! He'd love it!
DeleteThe fox looks to be in fine fettle, and probably knows exactly that there is no threat for him in your garden.
ReplyDeleteHow kind of you to donate to the Yorkshire Museum! I must go again, since my last visit is several years back, definitely before the pandemic. Our July visit is not all that far off, now that June is just round the corner! How does that happen every year?
I've never been to the museum but the next time I get up that way I will surely drop in.
DeleteLife was vicious and cutthroat in those days. We seem to be headed that direction again. I love foxes! That's a kind donation but I never would have imagined vermouth as a donation. LOL
ReplyDeleteI don't believe life has ever NOT been vicious and cutthroat. The more history (both fiction and non) I read, the more I realize that. The world has always been a miserable place for many people. Aren't I a ray of sunshine!
DeleteThere are certainly people who want cutthroat competition once again. I don't get the appeal of violence over reason and cooperation!
DeleteGood job on the vermouth! I would possibly have done the same thing - I regularly cut open my eye cream & moisturizer bottles to get the last little (expensive!) bit out!
ReplyDeleteWell, makeup is so ridiculously expensive I don't blame you!
DeleteFrench fries! What a find!!
ReplyDeleteThey certainly made Olga's day. :)
DeleteI would have done the same thing with the vermouth! I still marvel that there are foxes in London.
ReplyDeleteBut no raccoons -- I think foxes occupy the ecological niche here that raccoons do back in the USA.
DeleteSquirrels and foxes both very cheeky and sneaky.
ReplyDeleteIndeed! Especially the squirrels, chewing buds off my plants. :(
Deletechips on the pavement? chips on the floor? Olga is terribly British.
ReplyDeleteYour fox is cute.
That's right -- chips on the floor! Ha!
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