Wednesday, September 1, 2021

Sly


I spotted this rather eccentric house while walking Olga to Hampstead Heath on Monday. You can't quite tell, but the windows and walkway are lined with bedraggled artificial flowers, and the garden is full of weathered lawn ornaments. It's definitely not like all the other houses on the street, which are models of restraint and good taste. Thank goodness for the eccentrics!


But wait...what's that hanging in the upstairs window? It looks like a painting. Why, it's...


...Sylvester Stallone! In full-dress military uniform!

(Or maybe it's actually his character, Rocky -- I'm noting what looks like a Band-Aid on his cheek.)

Or is it just someone who looks like Sylvester Stallone?

'Tis a mystery.

42 comments:

  1. Ha-ha! This post and the poster made me chuckle at 6.30am on a Wednesday morning. You and Dave could save yourselves a lot of trouble having plastic flowers in your garden. They'd all still be blooming in January and there'd be no trouble from squirrels or other garden pests.

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    1. Well, they'd be durable, that's for sure -- they'd last about a thousand years!

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  2. That place is just there to see if your neighborhood can take a joke.

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  3. I’ll bet THEY don’t have aphids! The portrait is hilarious -- and a surprise. Wouldn’t you love to know who lives inside? (Or maybe not.)

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    1. Yeah, it could go either way -- they could be eccentric and fun or eccentric and scary.

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  4. This made me laugh and yes, I would love to know who lives there...

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  5. Excellent! Hahaha! All my favorite blogs are making me laugh this morning. I needed it, too.

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  6. I love eccentricity. Some would say that I am a little eccentric. I certainly was in my earlier years. I made patchwork skirts, wore footless tights (before they became popular) and rode a bike everywhere. I don't care what people think and more people should be like that. As long as you aren't harming anybody or any thing what does it matter what you wear or what your house is like.
    I love Sylvester in that outfit, lol
    Briony
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    1. I think eccentricity is overwhelmingly a good thing. I am a bit eccentric myself.

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  7. Looks like Sly to me. Maybe a film still? It's a hideous looking house but would cost a bomb to buy.

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    1. Oh, I can't even imagine what this house is worth -- just steps from Hampstead Heath and the highest point in London? Millions!

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  8. If I were to buy this house, I would fresh flower all the windows and step, right after burning that "painting"!

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    1. I would definitely do some landscaping. But I might keep the painting just because it's so weird. (Probably wouldn't keep it in the window, though!)

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  9. It looks like Sylvester as Napoleon to me. What a hoot!

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    1. Or in one of the uniforms worn by British military. You know how royalty all have those fancy red uniforms?

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  10. It takes all kinds to make a neighborhood. Enjoy your day, hugs, Edna B.

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    1. That's definitely true, and it's a good thing. Makes life interesting.

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  11. yes, thank goodness for the eccentrics.

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    1. The world would be a boring place without them! (Us!)

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  12. Oh yes, eccentrics and Sylvester Stallone. The neighbors must love this!

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  13. What a curious place?! I dare you to ring the doorbell and meet them! You could interview them for us and find out about the Sylvester Stallone picture.

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    1. If I saw them coming out of the house I might ask, but I don't think I'd ring their bell. LOL!

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  14. I feel like I've seen that poster before - I think there was a series of actors dressed as famous generals, but I might be making that up. Off to Google!

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    1. Thanks for this, Bug! They are such cool pictures :)

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    2. FANTASTIC! Thanks so much for finding that! I did a Google search using just the picture and got no results, but I guess I wasn't persistent enough. Maybe this is the artist's house? (Also interesting that the "Band Aid" isn't in the real painting. Must be a canvas repair job!)

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  15. When I saw the title to this post, the first thing that came to my mind was Sly and the Family Stone!

    Thanks to your commenter above for solving the mystery of the portrait! I guess they added the bandage to the cheek.

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    1. I love Sly and the Family Stone! The bandage (or plaster, as we say in England) definitely makes it more Rocky-like.

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  16. Definitely Sly. Thanks to the prior commenter for solving the mystery.

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    1. Yes, Dana wins the research prize of the day for figuring that out!

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  17. I would say that this is a most unusual find. It would be fascinating to learn who lives there.

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  18. If you shy away from ringing the doorbell - I would, this is London, not a small village - could you walk past this place a couple more times and report back? Surely there's a riddle to solve.

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    1. If Olga and I repeat this train experience -- and there's no reason why we wouldn't, I suppose -- we'll have more opportunities to check this place out!

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  19. I love the shape of that house. All the houses here tend to be boxes - flat on all sides. I like the nooks and crannies of older homes.

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    1. That is a very, very typical London house -- and in fact it's quite basic for the relatively posh neighborhood it's in. Some on that street are more ornate.

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