Friday, November 1, 2024

The Sound of a Euro


Yesterday was a bear of a day. I mentioned sitting at my desk and reading on Wednesday -- well, let me add that most days are not like that, and yesterday definitely wasn't. We were processing a bunch of new books, and that involved me labeling, stamping and covering them all. I also put up a new display, worked an hour or so in the Lower School and re-shelved a ton of stuff, in addition to staffing the desk.

At home, our change bowl was filling up with coins once again and I wanted to deposit some of them -- the pounds, anyway. Here in the UK, as I've written (and complained) about before, quantities of coins are put into tiny plastic baggies rather than in rolls. Well, I put twenty pound coins into a baggie and took it to Barclay's yesterday afternoon. The teller weighed it as she usually does, and then she set it down on the desk. She picked it up and set it down again.

I thought something was wrong with the weight, so I said, "Did I miscount?"

She said, "No, you've got twenty coins. You're going to think I'm crazy, but they don't sound right."

And with that she opened the bag, thumbed through the coins and extracted a single Euro. A €1 coin is visually almost identical to a £1 coin, particularly when counting money quickly, so it was an honest mistake on my part. I told her I was shocked she could hear a single Euro in a bag of pounds!

"I've been doing this job for far too long," she said, laughing.

(I was reminded of Lucy Van Pelt in "A Charlie Brown Christmas": "Boy, what a sound! How I love to hear that old money clink! That beautiful sound of cold hard cash! That beautiful, beautiful sound! Nickels, nickels, nickels! That beautiful sound of clinking nickels!")

Anyway, fortunately I had another pound in my pocket, so we switched the coins, I made the deposit and got out of there. I wonder who passed off that stray Euro to us. I guess I'll save it for my next trip to the Continent.

I thought of my mom, who used to get annoyed when someone would slip her a Canadian coin because they weren't worth as much as American coins. Now there's someone who took her change seriously.


Here's Manny Two, producing a brand new leaf. He's got a few of them, actually. He appears to be happy in his new home.


And here's a creepy pumpkin that's sitting on the windowsill across the street from our flat. When I posted yesterday, I didn't think of the fact that it was Halloween until after I'd hit publish. So I forgot to include the Halloween photos I've stocked up.


Better late than never!

(There are more, but since it's Nov. 1 I'll only inflict those two on you. You saw the spider last year.)

As usual, we had no trick-or-treaters here. Dave and I sat in the back of the house and watched TV with the porch light off. Bah humbug!

Now I'm off to speak to a seventh grade class. As I understand it, they're interviewing me. Hopefully they're bringing the questions, because I have nothing prepared.

28 comments:

  1. Manny appears to be coming along well! We have a passageway down the side of our house that I call the plant hospice. Any not doing well inside get a spell there. Sometimes it works, sometimes not!

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  2. Hopefully, the seventh graders will grill you about how and why you attempted to defraud Barclays Bank by depositing euros in place of pound coins!

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  3. I believe that the " tradition" here is that kids only knock at houses that have decorations/pumpkins etc. It was never a thing when I was a kid ( many many years ago!) and not even when my boys were growing up ( now in their late 30s and mid 40s)
    Years ago we had a crowd of teenage boys at the door, not dressed up at all, saying trick or treat. One of them was apparently showing a knife at the back of the group according to my husband. A neighbour came up behind them as they had pulled shrubs from his garden and they decided to go. We must have called the police, as the next morning one of the boys was brought to our door by his Dad to apologise.

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  4. Hope the interview went well and they didn’t dredge up your murky past. Manny Two looks happy! That’s wonderful about the teller and the Euro.

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  5. We got all sorts of odd coins in our honesty box when we sold veg. from a stall at the front of the smallholding - I still have them.
    We used to be able to take bags of coins in and do a direct swap for notes but there is a fear of people laundering money with 5p coins!!
    Have fun with your interview

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  6. Hope your interview was interesting!

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  7. I love 7th graders. They were my favorite grade to teach. That coin event was amazing. I cannot imagine detecting a Euro in the pile. I guess she has been working that job for a long time!

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  8. Great new leave there on Manny. Well done.
    Here some of the banks still accept coins but charge you a percentage fee when you bring them. The supermarkets offer this "deal" where you put all the coins any which way into a collection machine and then you get a voucher of the value minus a percentage fee to redeem with your shopping.
    I am now just handing out the coins I am to lazy to use myself to street musicians and their many friends.

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  9. I rarely handle cash any more. I have a little purse of change in case I suddenly need it, but I can't think why. Unless it's to use a coin when I don't have a handy screwdriver.
    Manny is coming along a treat, I see.

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  10. I used to get annoyed too with the occasional passed on Canadian coin but reading your story, I realized that I probably haven't seen a Canadian coin in decades. After a few minutes of pondering, I think it is because I rarely deal with coins anymore. 99% of what I spend is via credit card and .9% check. The other 0.1% is cash and mostly I pay with bills and the coins I receive in change, I toss in a container at home. That container is used to fill our "rice bowl" for the church during lent and so any Canadian coins I get are probably a Catholic higher up problem.

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  11. Yay, Manny II! We knew you could do it!
    I've got a monstera on my back porch that hasn't put out a new leaf in months and months and I do not know why. I just keep watering it.
    That lady at the bank really knows her stuff, doesn't she?
    I hope the seventh graders weren't too hard on you.

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  12. Manny is looking lovely! I wonder if I should try to grow one, and if so where on EARTH would I put it. On second thought, maybe not. Ha!

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  13. You've been in my mind today. I've almost reached the point that I'm ready to toss two plants that I've been trying to save for months now. It is not going to happen. I've made my peace with it.

    Almost.

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  14. Here , the Micro Manager looks after all coins and makes sure that they are used in every purchase.

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  15. That's impressive, that she could hear the difference. I'm the same with my fingers, I can feel the difference in a vein, don't know how.

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  16. For the first time in years I turned the light off. I just couldn't handle it yesterday. I love the creepy pumpkin. I wonder -- are the teeth toothpicks? Pretty clever! That's one smart bank teller! No one seems to care if we give Canadian quarters, nickels, dimes or pennies at the grocery but no loonies! I usually have a couple of coin purses going -- one for leftover England coins and one for Canadian. It's a lot easier to use up the Canadian!

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  17. That really is a creepy looking pumpkin!
    I can not believe that the teller was able to hear a one coin in a bag of twenty. That is an amazing talent.
    I knew that plant would thrive at your house! You are the plant whisperer.

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  18. That is amazing that she could tell! I live fairly close to Canada and have too frequently been slipped Canadian currency, usually a penny. I usually throw them away.

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  19. I have a change purse full of Canadian and Euros. It's doubtful that I'll ever again be in a position to use them. We have Coinstar for US currency. If you take straight cash, they keep 10% which I think is usury. Or you can get a voucher at a store and get 100% of the coin's value, which is better. Manny is looking very handsome.

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  20. Realestate- I never thought of asking for what I really wanted...Love the jackolantern that is REAL! Coins- like the angel coin I received instead of a quarter. I don't mind though , it is cuter than a quarter. The teller is skilled- like the PO workers who used to sort - they could feel money, bills, in envelopes every time.

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  21. I love the toothpicks in the jack-o'-lantern! Dia de los Muertos lasts through tomorrow, so I think you should go ahead and share more Halloween photos. I'm still in the right frame of mind.

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  22. You have such a talent for saving plants, Steve! I had a great time taking my grandsons trick-or-treating. They got lots of treats and we had lots of kids stop at our house too.
    I hope the 7th graders were nice to you, Steve!

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  23. My goodness, trying to pass off a phony coin, then forgetting and then ignoring Halloween, then going into an interview unprepared. I see a senior life of crime ahead, Stephen.

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  24. Manny II is looking great.
    The bank employee has some skill there. How on earth could she hear the odd coin? Most unusual.
    Good luck with the presentation.

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  25. Impressive shadows.
    That's rather amazing work by the teller. Here with banks closing all their teller facilities, I wondered how coins could be counted without being weighed. At the ATM inside the bank, you make a deposit and tip mixed coins into a chute and quite slowly, the coins are all counted, and one foreign coin was rejected, along with a filthy old five cent piece. It was accepted the second time I tried.

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    1. I wash filthy coins. Does that make me a Money Launderer?

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  26. We do our coins in little baggies too, $5 of five cent pieces, $10 of ten cent pieces $20 of one dollar coins and $50 of two dollar coins. I used to cart loads of them to the bank twice a year and swap them for notes which I would split between the kids at Christmas. Now I use them up at the supermarkets instead. I'm amazed at the teller knowing the sound of the coins like that.

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  27. How was your interview with the kids?

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