Of Aliens and Bosoms

I took a walk early yesterday morning, before it got hot, up through Cricklewood and back again. I was surprised to find this huge plastic (fiberglass?) pachyderm standing outside the Crown hotel. Why, I have no idea. Made a good picture, though.

I also came across this flat on Fortune Green Road. Is this World Cup enthusiasm, or an attempt to keep the sun out of his/her windows? Could be both, I suppose. An interesting mix of countries, there.

I was really glad to get the walking out of the way early, when the temperatures were comfortable, and in fact I hope to do the same this morning. It felt good to catch up on my podcasts and get some exercise.

Ultimately the temperatures got to about 94º F (or 34º C) in our immediate neighborhood, I think. It got hotter elsewhere. That was supposed to be the worst of our "heat dome" experience -- today is expected to be slightly less extreme, if not exactly cool.

Thinking we'd beat the heat, Dave and I went to the cinema. (That's him contemplating Helena Bonham Carter's décolletage, above.) We walked to Hampstead and popped into the Everyman Cinema to see "Disclosure Day." We stepped into the blessedly cool lobby and were certain we'd made a wise decision -- until we learned that the air conditioner in the main cinema wasn't working! While the rest of the building was cool, the air conditioner for screen one -- a big room with a balcony -- was overwhelmed, the manager said. She'd even called an engineer, who said although the machine was functioning, the unit on the roof, in the sun, was registering a temperature of 143º F (or 61º C) and the refrigerant was unable to flow at that temperature -- or something like that.

Anyway, Dave and I debated what to do. The manager told us that the balcony, weirdly, might be slightly cooler than the seats on the floor. Another couple who came in with us decided to leave and get a refund, but we stuck it out and indeed we were fine. It was warm by air-conditioned standards, but certainly cooler than our house at home, and a couple of Aperol spritzes made the whole situation seem like an adventure.

And the movie was good! I really enjoyed it. The performances were terrific and the story, about the revelation that the U.S. government knew of past alien visitation to Earth, was engrossing. Steven Spielberg strikes again.

Here's a detail of the pattern on the Thai batik "tablecloth" I showed you yesterday. It is indeed from Pataya, as YP correctly guessed, though it's spelled "Phataya" on the cloth. Tomato, tomahto.

I see that author and fashion journalist Shirley Lord has died. Spy magazine, in the 1980s, insisted on repeatedly calling her "bosomy dirty book writer Shirley Lord," which I always found hilarious. (At the time she was married to Abe Rosenthal, the executive editor of The New York Times, so it was yet another way for Spy to give the finger to the establishment.) Spy is also responsible for tagging Donald Trump as a "short-fingered vulgarian," a nickname that became a similarly long-running joke. I was surprised the Times didn't mention the Spy joke in Lord's obituary, actually, given how famous it was (and the fact that a lot of people, like me, know her primarily because of that joke). But I suppose the editors thought it would be too mean.

Those Noisy Birds

Our bear's breeches (Acanthus) is blooming once again, but we only have one flower spike this year -- unlike last year, when we had four or five. I always think the flowers look like mollusks -- like mussels growing on a rope.

The "heat dome" was unpleasant yesterday but it wasn't agony. I checked the temperature in the afternoon and it was about 92º F (or 33º C). It was very humid, given our recent rain, and that didn't help matters, but I don't think we're getting heat as murderous as what they're seeing in continental Europe. Did you see that 40 people drowned in France (in separate incidents) while trying to stay cool during the past week or so?! Crazy.

I'm sitting out on the garden bench now, at 6 a.m., and it feels very comfortable -- about 71º F (or 22º C).

Anyway, I spent yesterday morning scanning slides and reading. I'm almost done with this slide project. I have a few more days of scanning and uploading and then I'll be finished with all the slides I have at the moment. Almost time to get more!

I finished a novel called "Sam" by a writer named Lonnie Coleman (who went on to write the "Beulah Land" series, best-sellers in the '70s). "Sam" is notable for being an early (1959) portrayal of gay men in a somewhat sympathetic light. It was full of old-fashioned gender dynamics, exploring how friendship between gay men and straight women could affect their romantic lives, and showed that while there were waspy queens, not every gay man fit that mold. Of course its depictions were dated and the book was full of dialogue like, "Who are those incredible little marys huddling by the aspidistra?" (Yes, that's an actual line.) But it was entertaining, from a historical perspective.

The birds weren't daunted by the heat yesterday. They were making a racket in the garden -- so much noise I put them on video. First there's a clip of the parakeets in our walnut tree (which I actually took several days ago). Then you'll hear what the starlings and tits sounded like as I was sitting out in the garden reading. It's a miracle I could concentrate. In the third clip, the starlings are squabbling on the bird feeder in the evening, and you'll hear the parakeets again too.

Dave and I ended the day with an al fresco dinner -- tuna tartare, which required no cooking at all. (The benefit of this, in terms of temperatures in the house, was somewhat negated by the fact that Dave also made a big pot of bolognese sauce for the coming week.) Do you like the summery tablecloth? It's a piece of batik from Thailand that I found on the high street several years ago while walking Olga -- one of the thrift shops was throwing it away and I thought, "I can use that!" It bears pictures of sailing, parasailing and other activities presumably available at whatever Thai resort it came from. A little evening vacation!

A Rainbow-Themed Walk

When Dave and I were down in Piccadilly on Sunday, we passed the closed gates of the Royal Academy of Arts. I could see this big rainbow artwork standing in the courtyard, and though I took some pictures through the gates, I only had my phone and they didn't turn out so well. Yesterday I went back down with my big camera, when the Academy was open, and I took some proper shots.

The art is by Ugo Rondinone, who says a rainbow is "celebratory and optimistic, but it is also the shape grief takes when it refuses to disappear." His first rainbow-themed work, "Cry Me a River," was produced in the 1990s, inspired by the AIDS crisis. Since then he's made 17 rainbows using different phrases. This one seems properly joyful, perfect for Pride. (Which will be celebrated in London in just a couple of weeks.)

The Eros fountain at Piccadilly Circus is sheathed in scaffolding and plywood. I'm not sure what's happening there, and a quick Google search didn't turn up any answers. (It did inform me, via Wikipedia, that the fountain is erroneously known as Eros and that its proper name is the "Shaftesbury Memorial Fountain," topped by a figure of Anteros, who was the brother of Eros. Who knew?!)

I walked up through Soho, where I encountered some amusing graffiti, as always.

Tesco is already flying its Pride colors, in preparation for our Pride celebration and parade on July 4. Yes, America, on the same day that you'll be celebrating the founding fathers and the Declaration of Independence, we'll be marching in the streets for LGBTQ+ power! (I do plan to attend, as usual, barring unforeseen circumstances.)

I wound up into Fitzrovia and walked down sunny Goodge Street before winding around All Souls Church near Oxford Circus, where the steeple carries an optimistic multinational message.

I then caught the tube at Bond Street to come home, having been out a couple of hours. It was good to get some walking in, because I'll probably be sticking close to home for the next few days, given our impending heat wave. This morning, as I write, it feels comfortable but humid. We had rain all night, including thunder and lightning, which I assume has something to do with the hot air from this "heat dome" colliding with and displacing our previous cooler temperatures.

Last night Dave made rissotto in his new Made In pan, and pronounced it a winner. Whew! I won't have to return it!

An Evil Ladybird

I've just been out watering dahlias. The anticipated and much-discussed "heat dome," whatever that is, hasn't hit us yet -- but when it comes, I want the plants to be hydrated and ready! Tomorrow is expected to be the first of three really hot days, Wednesday being the scorcher with temperatures up to 99º F (or 37.2º C).

I found this little ladybug on the "Poodle Skirt" dahlia. It's kind of an unusual one. Here's a close-up:

According to Google, this is a "Harlequin Ladybird (Harmonia axyridis) in its melanistic form, commonly known as f. spectabilis. A key feature is the presence of white markings on its head and pronotum, sometimes referred to as 'cheeks.' These beetles originate from Asia and have become a widespread invasive species in many parts of the world, including the UK, where they can threaten native species."

Most of the ladybirds we see in our garden are Harlequins, even though we released several batches of native ones a couple of times in years past. I've never heard that we're supposed to do anything to cull Harlequins, and in fact it can be hard enough to figure out which is which, so I just let them be. I'm not sure I could ever bring myself to kill a ladybird, invasive or not.

I watered all the houseplants and walked to the hardware store on the high street for some bug spray (an allegedly "pet and child friendly" type) to treat the Rhipsalis cactus for its mealybugs. The cactus has so many branches and spindles that I can never get every nook and cranny treating with alcohol and Q-Tips by hand. I never use any kind of bug spray outside, but the cactus lives indoors, so there's no risk that spraying will harm beneficial insects. I'm sure this will be an ongoing project.

I also cleared the path into the garden. I tied back the Crocosmia so that it doesn't flop as much, and I put in a plant support to push back the Phlomis and the dusty miller. Now we can walk through here without feeling quite so oppressed.

Two of our orchids are brightening up the living room at the moment. Kind of hard to see them against the avocado and tree fern outside!

Finally, today is Dave's birthday. Woo hoo! He is a youthful 58. We celebrated last night with a dinner out in Soho and then a show -- "Titanique" at the Criterion Theatre. "Titanique" is a panto-inspired parody of the movie "Titanic" and features Celine Dion as a central character, a sort of master-of-ceremonies. Dave likes "Titanic" and knows it well, so I knew he'd get a kick out of "Titanique," and as an added bonus it's currently starring a guy named William Hanson, who I'd never heard of but who Dave knows from YouTube. (Dave is much trendier than I am.) So he got a kick out of that, too. By the time we got out of there last night, our cheeks hurt from laughing so much.

I also bought Dave a pan that he's wanted, by Made In Cookware. But he asked for that, so it was hardly a surprise. He basically just ordered it through me!

God, This is a Boring Post

There's a large white climbing rose growing over the trees in the back of the garden. It's actually grown over the fence from the neighbor's, but I don't mind because it's beautiful and along with our own pink climbing roses, it puts on quite a show. It's past its peak now, and its white petals are fluttering down like confetti, landing on our hydrangeas (above) and everywhere else.

I was home all day yesterday, but as usual, I had several projects. I cleaned out the alley at the side of the house where we store our rubbish bins -- just the area streetside of the garden gate. It was full of campanula and other weeds and the shrubbery was growing into the bin storage area, so I weeded it and trimmed everything back and swept it all out. It looks much tidier now. I didn't clean the side return behind the garden gate but I'm leaving all that campanula for now, because it's still blooming and the bees like it. Besides, no one can see that area besides us.

I also moved our fiddle-leaf fig outside for its annual shower. I noticed on Friday night that it was looking pretty dusty. I hosed it down and I think it appreciated the "rain." That pink geranium at bottom left is one I rescued from a neighbor's yard waste bag on the street. They threw it out, and I grabbed it and brought it home and stuck it in a pot and it's perfectly happy. It's a beautiful color.

Remember how a squirrel was climbing into our peanut feeder? Well, I was afraid it would get trapped in there, and that combined with the RSPB advice not to feed nuts during the summer persuaded me to take the feeder down entirely. But now the squirrel has figured out how to climb into the seed feeder as well! Argh!

I don't think it likes the seeds as much, and it seems to struggle to reach them through the tiny openings for the birds, so maybe it will eventually grow discouraged. (Ha!)

God, this is a boring post. Sorry about that. What can I talk about that doesn't involve houseplants or bird feeders? How about Donald Trump and his completely bungled refurbishment of the Reflecting Pool? I am amused as heck by the incompetence he and his team displayed on that job, with the pool's fancy new coating coming away in sheets (within days!) and the water a poisonous-looking algae-green. Trump was so arrogant, insisting he could do the job right at a fraction of the cost of previous restorations, without properly understanding any complications -- and now he's paying for that arrogance. (Though as usual he refuses to take responsibility, blaming leftist vandals. Even if you buy that excuse -- which I don't -- what kind of properly installed pool coating allows people to cut or tear it off?)

And how about his apparent insistence that the scaffold remain in place in front of the Kennedy Center, so no one can see that his name has been removed by court order? He's such a baby. The entire country is being run by middle schoolers -- and I've worked with middle schoolers so I know.

Then we have politics here in the UK. The sudden return of Andy Burnham to Parliament, after a stint as mayor of Manchester, apparently poses an existential threat to Starmer. To an outsider it may seem peculiar that Burnham, who was only just elected to Parliament days ago, would leapfrog everyone else to become Starmer's chief rival -- but he was in parliament for years before his Manchester gig, including in the cabinet, so he's quite experienced. I think Burnham is an appealing figure but as I've said, as unenthusiastic as I am about Starmer, I'm not sure I want to kick him out. I think there's something to be said for maintaining the continuity of the government, especially after several years of very short-lived prime ministers.

As long as I'm boring you with gardening and politics, why not go whole-hog?

Here's the latest footage from our Garden Cam! Woo hoo! It wasn't a super exciting week, but we have a few mildly interesting moments.

We start with Crooked Tail and then Sharpie, sniffing around in the rain. (That was on June 10, so we're actually going back more than a week.) They don't seem happy with the precipitation.
-- At 0:22, the next night, it's still damp but at least the rain's not pelting down.
-- At 0:35, the following night, it's drier still. 
-- At 0:45, Crooked Tail (I think?) shows up with something in his/her mouth. I'm not sure what it is. Maybe a dog treat from that still unidentified source? There's more back-and-forth by various foxes.
-- At 01:15, a great tit nibbles something from the ground.
-- At 01:20 there's more foxes wandering around.
-- At 02:14, another fox shows up with more food. I'm not sure what it's eating. It settles down for a nibble. (It's hard to discourage our rodent visitors when the foxes keep bringing food into the garden!)
-- At 02:35, Huge Cat makes an appearance. I like its triangular face mask.
-- At 02:49, we see a starling and a "little brown thing" (that's a birdwatching term), followed by a very poised squirrel.
-- At 03:08, a fox walks past and apparently surprises a cat offscreen, because we hear it yowling.
-- At 03:37, we see two clips of a blackbird (and hear a leaf-blower, ugh). The bird gets chased off by a squirrel.
-- At 04:09, a fox begins a long itching/grooming session. It may seem to go on for a while, but I actually cut out a full minute of footage!
-- At 04:55, a magpie seems to be collecting sticks. For a nest, maybe? Seems kind of late for that.
-- At 05:16, pigeon, squirrel and hoverfly.
-- At 05:31, various passing foxes.
-- At 05:54, I turned the camera for another angle on the garden and captured our old friend, the rat. (I moved the camera several times after this just to get different perspectives.)
-- At 05:59, a fox trots past. The video skips slightly.
-- At 06:01, the magpie is back, once again collecting sticks.
-- At 06:14, the foxes make a few more passes, curious about the camera's new location.

And with that, I'm going to retire the Garden Cam for a while. Let's give the poor animals some privacy for the summer, shall we?

A Ladybug is Born

Remember the ladybug (or ladybird) I rescued from our yard waste bin the other day? It was in its pupal stage and I had accidentally cut its twig out from under it -- and then taped that twig to an adjoining plant so the insect could continue to grow. Well, I woke up yesterday morning to find it had emerged from its pupa and was resting. It was a very light-orange color and had only barely visible spots.

I checked back again at noon and it looked like this -- much darker and more obviously like a ladybug. Its shell appeared to have hardened and taken on a shinier appearance.

When I looked at 3 p.m., it was gone.

So that's a happy success story. I also lifted four or five ladybug larvae out of the yard waste bag and put them back on garden plants. We gotta encourage these ladybirds to keep down our aphids!

Aside from rescuing insects, yesterday was pretty quiet. It was very warm and dry, and I did a lot of reading and watering.

Some of you asked to see the creamer I bought at Eclectica on Wandsworth Road on Thursday. It's the one on the left, and as I said, I bought it because it seemed a good companion for the one on the right, which I bought 15 years ago right after we moved to London. The new one only cost 50 pence!

Wisdom from some Lucky Pagoda fortune cookies I had with my coffee yesterday afternoon, courtesy of W. Wing Yip PLC of Nechells, Birmingham. They've been hanging around our kitchen for weeks, left over from some forgotten Chinese takeaway.

Last night we finished "The Pitt," and I feel lost without it! We started "Joan" on ITV on the recommendation of blogger Meike from Germany, and I'm liking that so far. I also finally finished "Invasion" (finally!) and I'm still working on "The Lincoln Lawyer." Dave, whose patience with scripted shows has diminished over the years, increasingly just scrolls his Facebook feed while I watch television.

Whistler and Wandsworth

I was ready for an urban adventure yesterday, so I set off in late morning for the Tate Britain to see the James McNeill Whistler exhibit. I thought going midday on a Thursday might mean there would be a sparse crowd, but no! The place was packed.

It was an interesting exhibit. I like Whistler's gauzy expressionist painting style, with landscapes shrouded in mist and portraits in layered, dark tones. Of course his famous mother was there (above), on loan from the Musee d'Orsay in Paris. (Her official title is "Arrangement in Gray and Black No. 1.") This is the second time I've seen her. When I went to Paris in April 2000, I visited the Musee d'Orsay and wrote in my journal afterwards: "There were lots of spectacular paintings there -- just amazing stuff -- 'Whistler's Mother' even -- who knew that was in France?!"

I read a biography of Whistler back in 2014, but some of what I thought I knew about him when I wrote that post is incorrect. He did in fact marry, albeit later in life, and apparently it's still unclear how much he sympathized with the Confederates in the American Civil War. Maybe I just hadn't yet gotten to that point in the book. I still persist in believing that he might have been just a little bit gay, against all evidence to the contrary.

Here's a smaller work in pastels that shows Whistler's genius at capturing form and movement in just a few strokes. This is called "Four Ladies in Japanese Costume," from about 1870.

Anyway, after taking in the show, I took a long walk across the Vauxhall Bridge and came across this horror:

Apparently these young people were protesting Pret a Manger because the chain (according to them) buys inhumanely grown chicken, from animals that have been genetically engineered in such a way that they can't even move. Certainly an eye-catching protest.

From there I walked down Wandsworth Road to Clapham Junction. This is a walk I took many years ago, in early 2013, and I'm not sure I've been back since. So I was curious to see what the area looks like now.

Uncle Tom's Cabin is still there, and it has even been refurbished since I photographed it back in 2013.

This apartment building looks pretty much the same.

I had a good long walk, and enjoyed listening to my iTunes and just taking in the scenery and people. I even popped into this little shop, which is amazingly still in business, and bought a vintage creamer that I need like a hole in the head. (But it matches another vintage creamer I bought ages ago, so why not?!)

Because I walked through the neighborhood known as Lavender Hill, I was inspired when I got home to watch "The Lavender Hill Mob," an old Ealing comedy starring Alec Guinness. I've meant to see this movie for years and years and I'm happy to report that it remains delightful and enjoyable.

Dave was out last night, at a party with some co-workers, so I had leftovers and watched a couple of shows he doesn't like -- "The Lincoln Lawyer" on Netflix and "Invasion" on Apple TV (which I am doggedly trying to get through even though I don't like it much myself).

Overall, it felt good to get out and about!