Monday, May 5, 2025

Drill, Baby, Drill



That's our first rose of the season -- a miniature one that Dave planted by the birdbath. It's pretty when it first comes out but the bush tends to lose its leaves and look pretty pathetic by the time autumn rolls around. At least we can enjoy it for now.

Here's one thing we're not enjoying:


Yes, that's our neighbors, the Russians, doing something upstairs. What, I cannot imagine. How could there be a single square foot of their apartment that has not been sanded, refinished and buffed to perfection? How could there still be a single nail out of place, a single rough edge?

"It's like we live in the mouth of some guy who's always at the dentist," said Dave.

They should see our apartment. They'd be horrified. We're pretty sure they're already horrified by the garden, because as you know we do let nature take its course to a certain extent. They would turn it into a tennis court, guaranteed.

We're supposed to have a renovation of our own some time this summer, supposedly, though we've heard nothing about it for months. The landlords want to spiff up the living room, where we have a crack running across the ceiling as well as some peeling paint. This was identified as a need in our flat inspection several months ago. It's all cosmetic and not something I'm particularly concerned about, so I'm not keeping my finger on the pulse of every new development.

I did my best to rein in our household chaos yesterday, though, cleaning floors and bathrooms and taking care of all the houseplants. I watered everything, including the orchids, so we are set now for another week.

I'm also catching up on some New Yorkers, reading about topics as wide and varied as why the Democrats lost young men to Trump and Ronan Farrow's investigation into how a serial rapist and child pornographer in Tennessee managed to get away with his crimes for so long. (Hint: The police weren't trying very hard to catch him.) It's like a Harlan Coben novel come to life.

Last night we found two new shows that look promising. One is the Netflix remake of "The Four Seasons," the Alan Alda movie of 1981, now in half-hour installments and featuring Steve Carrell and Tina Fey, among others. I remember seeing the Alda movie about 40 years ago, but of course I was a teenager then, so it wouldn't resonate with me the same way it might now, when I and the characters are all middle-aged. The other is called "Black Snow," an Australian show about a true-crime investigator, now on the BBC iPlayer. We've only seen the first episode but it grabbed us!

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  1. That noise sounds to me like someone learning to play a cello. The pauses are where he or she tries to get the fingers in the right position on the strings before drawing the bow across. I guess you could be glad they haven't discovered bagpipes.

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    1. Ha! It's funny that some people hear this as a string instrument. The tone would be more variable if that were the case, and a lot less agonizing, I think!

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  2. I think that Boris Pasternak is playing an obscure Russian musical instrument called the "pissemov" - guaranteed to elicit an emotional reaction from any audience.

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  3. The Ruskies are going to come through your ceiling one day.
    Speaking of Alan Alda, what a charming film was Same Time Next Year. It may seem corny now. I came across a more recent gay version of what sounded identical.
    I think I've seen Four Seasons, but I have virtually no film memory brain cells.

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    1. They did cause a leak not too many years ago. I liked "Same Time Next Year" but that's another one I haven't seen in decades.

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  4. Your neighbours would drive me up a %$#@ing wall. I just last night added The Four Seasons to our list.

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  5. I didn't know that Russians are houseproud home renovators. We'd better not have any move next door to us.

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    1. I don't know if ALL of them are, but these particular Russians are definitely obsessed.

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  6. I just don't think I could handle it. At all. I'd be tempted (but probably never actually do it) to ask them to give me a schedule of when they're going to do something obnoxiously loud so I could plan ahead.

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    1. It's pretty much whenever the guy isn't at work. Any given weekend, any given holiday. The only variable is the amount of noise produced. Sometimes it's nothing much and sometimes it's, well, THIS.

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  7. That sounds like someone learning a stringed instrument. Hmm. They're the neighbors from hell. I think I'd have moved long ago, despite how lovely your apartment is. Maybe they're why it was available when you moved in??

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    1. You and River both heard this as a string instrument. That is so funny. I don't think it sounds like that at all, but maybe that's down to the video sound quality. They actually moved in after us, by about a year. We sometimes joke that they're trying to drive us out so they can break through the floor and expand their territory.

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  8. Score for Dave's comment. Priceless.
    And do they ever tell you in advance that they'll be doing any work or does it just happen?

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    1. It just happens. Pretty much any weekend or holiday is likely to involve noisy home upkeep.

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  9. As someone familiar with tools, that wasn't a drill or a sander. That was an oscillating multitool which are incredibly handy things when it comes to home renovations. The drawback of course is that they make a fair amount of noise and since it works by oscillating the head of it very fast, the vibrations through structure tend to carry noise a lot farther than by air.

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    1. I can't even picture an oscillating multitool so I will take your word for it! I thought it was a drill.

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    2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-2KoFMdd_0

      Turn your volume up and close your eyes!

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  10. It does sound very much like the dentist's drill, sound intensified by the very bones of the head. Or the house, as it were.
    I would find that intolerable. But I have no idea what I'd do about it.
    I read that article. Can you believe it? WTF?

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    1. Yes, exactly, it seems amplified somehow by the frame of the building. "The New Yorker" often produces stories that are in the stranger-than-fiction category, and that's one of them. (Not really strange, I suppose -- just astonishing.)

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  11. I will have to look for Four Seasons on my Netflix. I read that Alan Alda has a small part in it. That noise is annoying - hope it is a quick job that is done already so peace and quiet has returned.

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    1. Yes, Alan Alda was in the second episode! So great to see him again!

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  12. Good heavens, that noise is horrendous. What on earth could they be doing up there.
    I've been watching "The Four Seasons" and enjoying it. And Alan Alda even makes an appearance.

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    1. That's what we keep saying. They have a modest-sized apartment. How could it possibly need this much work?

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  13. One of the Russians must have an obsession of some kind where they have to keep meddling with something in the house.

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    1. Yeah, that's exactly it. I thought it was the husband, but now I'm wondering if the wife encourages him.

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  14. The noise from upstairs is grating. I do not think I could live with it for long.
    Why can't they use the noisy tool when you and Dave are at work or on holiday? That would be the more considerate thing to do.

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    1. I think the husband does the work, and on the days we're at work, he's also at work. He has more or less the same days off we do.

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  15. I'd be knocking on their door and complaining. We just finished watching the two seasons of Patriot on Prime. It's very good. Amazon canceled it after the second season so we never learn who and why in the scenes Tom Tavner is being interviewed or an explanation of the scene where John is talking to a guy in an Egyption prison.

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    1. I did knock on their door when Mrs. Russia was vacuuming at 5 a.m. one morning not too long ago. I think we missed "Patriot." Maybe it's just as well.

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  16. Someone in our neighbourhood has a similar-sounding tool and uses it for lengthy periods from time to time. Even from a few houses away, it's not particularly pleasant. I can imagine the frustration of having it right over your heads at random times. Dave has made a great comparison :) Does it bother Olga or is her deafness an asset? Hope the new viewing material turns out to be good.

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    1. Olga doesn't seem to notice it. If she can hear it at all, I guess she just shrugs it off, as she does many mechanical noises.

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  17. Sure Hope The Russians Don't Disturb Olga Girls Afternoon Nap - I Mean Come On , The Queen Bee Needs Her Rest - And Those Just Because Treats Of Course

    Be Well Brother ,
    Cheers

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    1. Don't worry -- she can sleep through almost anything!

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  18. I would love to watch Black Snow but it's on Britbox--which I don't have. I was hopeful that I could get it on Prime, but not without signing up for Britbox. Wahhhh! I am easily annoyed by noise and chaos so I would NOT like your neighbors. Some people are never satisfied and they seem to be in that group.

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    1. Yes, they are very much in that group. Nothing is ever enough.

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  19. By the way, when I was playing your video, my cat was VERY disturbed.

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  20. Wow. Don't know how you can handle that one. I hope Olga has any hearing that. You two, too. I love Dave's description -- spot on. Good to hear about Black Snow -- that's on BritBox, which I love and watch constantly! Let's hope the Russians finish soon -- or that neither of you have to be home very often!

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    1. I hope you like "Black Snow" if tyou watch it! We're only two episodes in so we'll see how good it is over time.

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  21. That sounds like a router to me. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Router_(woodworking)

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  22. Well, that is a horrible noise they're making. They show zero concern for the fact that they are torturing the neighbors.

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    1. It's possible they just don't realize how loud it is for us, but yes, in general, they show zero concern. I should send them a link to that video!

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  23. The four seasons had a roasting on radio4

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    1. Really?! I can't imagine not liking this show.

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  24. Omg, Dave's comment, lol. It's EXACTLY like you live in the mouth of some guy who's always at the dentist. Also this: ugh.

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    1. Yeah, there's a big ugh involved for many reasons!

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  25. That sound might have me beating on the ceiling with the handle of a broom!

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    1. How could they hear my broom over that racket? LOL!

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  26. Do they not have to tell you about the noise in advance?
    When they are done, maybe play some loud music, Elvis/Bee Gees/Madonna on repeat for an hour while you go shopping?

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    1. There's no requirement as far as I know. And they made the next-door neighbor take out her kitchen vent fan, because they said it was too loud! LOL

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  27. Would it help to share that video with your upstairs neighbor, so they understand how awful it is? It would drive me absolutely BONKERS. Otherwise, I'd use Sabine's suggestion.

    Chris from Boise

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    1. I'd probably get a cease-and-desist letter for posting it to YouTube.

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