Sunday, October 26, 2025
Potato Horror Show
We have a long, narrow window in one of our bathrooms, and maybe a year ago I put a pot with some cuttings from our "wandering dude" plant on the windowsill. As you can see, it has prospered to the point that it has outgrown that little niche. I think it's taking over the world. I'm not sure where it's headed next but it is creeping out into the room.
At left, in the frame, you can see that odd face mask I found on the beach in Vietnam.
Yesterday I started my annual Charles Dickens autumn reading project. This year I've chosen "The Old Curiosity Shop," which I know absolutely nothing about. I just like the name because I love a thrift store, and if Charles Dickens is writing about his era's equivalent of a Goodwill, well, that sounds pretty interesting. Then I made the mistake of reading the introduction by the Earl of Wicklow, from 1950, in which he revealed several significant spoilers. For example, he assumes (SPOILER ALERT!) that we know going into the book that Little Nell dies, but personally, I would have preferred to find that out at Dickens' pace.
I spent some time in the garden cutting down some spent Michaelmas daisies and tucking another dahlia into the shed for its winter nap. I also put our garden cam back out again -- I took it down last week, thinking I'd take a break from it, but I've been missing the antics of my wild critters.
Oh, and I got confirmation that my voluntary redundancy contract has been signed by the school, so that is that -- I am officially retiring as of April 15. Six more months to go! It's hard to believe.
I discovered a bag of potatoes in our pantry that, let's just say, had been there a while. When I opened it, this horrific scene awaited. Halloween-worthy, right? I mean, those are just fleshy roots, but still -- pretty gross. I am the king of finding ways to eat food that's a bit past its prime, but these were too far gone even for me. Into the compost bin they went.
In the evening, Dave and I watched "A House of Dynamite," Netflix's new movie by Kathryn Bigelow about a possible nuclear attack on the United States. It's a riveting moment-by-moment account of how such an event might unfold among the primary players, but the ending was maddening. I had a few quibbles with it -- for example, some fighter pilots were shown scrambling and then flying in their jet, presumably to surveil (or shoot down?) the incoming missile, but nothing ever came of them. And it was never explained -- at least, not to my satisfaction -- why the most obvious way to address the predicament (waiting) wasn't viable. I can't say any more without giving the plot away.
It's been a good movie weekend. On Friday we watched an old Shepperton Studios film from 1960 called "City of the Dead" starring Christopher Lee. Q-Anon Anonymous -- a podcast I follow that critiques conspiracy thinking -- did an episode on this film, which was ultimately about witchcraft, and though it is strictly a B-movie in the Saturday afternoon "Creature Feature" vein, I enjoyed it.
Do you want some happy reading? Check out:
-- The story of Ray Ray the cat, who stowed away among the luggage on top of the family car when his owners went for a road trip from Pennsylvania to New Hampshire. They found him unscathed after about 100 miles of driving.
-- The story of Kiki the disabled sheep, who cannot walk but has a custom-made cart she can steer and operate with her head to move around. She has become something of a star both at the animal refuge where she lives and on social media. (Admittedly, this one is bittersweet, and I think there's quite a bit of anthropomorphizing going on in interpreting Kiki's behavior, but still -- she's lucky to be alive and mobile. It seems insane that we eat perfectly healthy lambs and then go to such lengths to help a sick one, but no one ever said humans are free from moral contradictions.)
Both of those should be gift-article links accessible to non-subscribers, so I hope they work for you.
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I assure you, the potatoes were perfectly edible. I've "desprouted" potatoes with sprouts of six inches or more and used them. Removing the sprouts regularly is how we used to preserve our over wintering potatoes back when I was a kid on the farm so that they lasted through the winter until we could plant the remainder in the spring.
ReplyDeleteI saw a preview or something somewhere for House of Dynamite but didn't realize it was on Netflix. I will be watching it sooner rather than later.
I knew someone would take me to task for discarding those potatoes, but I didn't expect it to be my first comment, Ed! I'm sure they wouldn't have hurt me but they were not appealing and I'd rather just buy a fresh bag.
DeleteIt was more of a PSA than taking you to task! I do agree that they are certainly less appealing visually so don't blame you for your actions.
DeleteBy the way, I watched House of Dynamite last night. It reminded me of the movie "The Day After" from my early teens which I remember as being quite intense but focused on the 24 hours after the focus of House of Dynamite.
Those potatoes will produce a fine crop in your compost next year.
ReplyDeleteOr in the council's compost, which is where they're headed. (Actually I think the compostable waste gets commercially "digested," rather than actually composted.)
DeletePerhaps the idea of eating lame lamb was too much too bear so I'm happy Kiki got a second chance!
ReplyDeleteI imagine her muscular development is poor, and after all, that's where the meat is!
DeleteThe wandering vine reminds me of my own Audrey 2, except Audrey is outside! Be careful -- we all know what happened with Audrey! (Maybe she'd go for the potatoes instead. We've all had those moments. The other day I found six jars of olives in varying states of emptiness (some practically full) in the fridge. This sent me on a search of how long opened olives can stay in the fridge... ah well. It sounds like a good reading and watching week. Loads of fun stuff here!
ReplyDeleteSomehow the vine doesn't seem THAT threatening!
DeleteIt is hypocritical that a disabled is spared, but not the healthy lambs. Oh well, as you say, people are complicated. Maybe there was not enough meat on the disabled lamb? Harsh, I know.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on your upcoming retirement. I'm sure you will enjoy it very much, I know I do.
You and I have the same problem with plants, success. They just keep growing and outgrowing their pots and spots.
You may be right about the meat. And yeah, having a green thumb is a blessing and a curse!
DeleteYou're going to have a nice crop of potatoes next year! I like your version of that name, less stuffy than the Latin one which I use because I refuse the common name. I think I'll swipe that.
ReplyDeleteSo you have a countdown calendar now. Is Dave continuing? Oh wait, that may be part of what you can't talk about yet.
I did not invent "wandering dude," so I can't take credit for it, but I do think it's a clever way around an uncomfortable anachronism!
DeleteThe wandering dude is clearly happy in the niche. The mask is a nice find. I'm sure I read that post when you published it but I didn't remember it. And to read the article about the sheep I would have to create a account which I declined to do. And you know, people gotta eat, we're omnivores so some animals get eaten, some get saved.
ReplyDeleteI think you actually urged me to go back and get the mask, which I had left on the beach! And now I'm glad you did!
DeleteYour wandering plant is a Tradescantia. My Granny always called the plant Wandering Jew, they root really easily and seem very forgiving of whatever conditions they're kept in, although they don't like sitting in water. Good news about the redundancy. Xx
ReplyDeleteYes, I know both names. I was just trying to avoid "wandering Jew" because some people don't like that name. It does sound a bit like a slur, whether it really is or not! (It's apparently based on a medieval myth about "a Jew who taunted Jesus on the way to the Crucifixion was then cursed to walk the Earth until the Second Coming," according to Wikipedia.)
DeleteOkay, I do have to admit those potatoes do look very creepy. I'm glad you put them in the compost. I think that plant in the bathroom looks lovely. No need to worry unless it starts talking to you.
ReplyDeleteThey are positively Halloweenish, aren't they?!
DeleteThose potatoes are nightmare producing!
ReplyDeleteHa! There should have been screams when I opened the bag.
DeleteGood news about the redundancy....my brother did that...six months, where he only needed to give two. He had a fine time assuring people that. no, he couldn't be on that project because he wouldn't be there to finish it!!
ReplyDeleteI'm about to post a photo on my blog for you....
OK, I will come and check it out!
DeleteYes. Those potatoes are pretty odd-looking. Those are some seriously fleshy roots. They will probably grow in your compost as others have pointed out.
ReplyDeleteSix months! It will fly by. Sort of.
Except that we don't compost ourselves -- it gets collected by the council for "composting," though I think it actually goes to commercial digesters.
DeleteI hate spoilers. You'll never find one in my books reviews. (in the comments, maybe, but not my review)
ReplyDeleteI was astonished that he gave away such an essential part of the plot right off the bat! Like I said, I guess he figured everyone would already know it.
DeleteWe are a mass of contradictions, me included. You get to retire early, yay!!
ReplyDeleteIndeed! We'll see how much of a retirement it proves to be in the long run.
DeleteYou have Triffids in your bathroom.
ReplyDeleteHa! That's a fantastic book (and movie).
DeleteThat wandering dude is sited perfectly. Beautiful!
ReplyDeleteThe two news clips were paywalled for me; here's a link to a Ray Ray The Cat article I was able to read: https://nypost.com/2025/10/17/us-news/small-town-cat-clings-to-van-roof-on-nyc-road-trip-before-having-big-city-adventure/.
Congrats on having at least one part of your future nailed down. Hope the rest of the Great Iceberg Decisions settle out in your and Dave's favor too.
I'm bummed that the pay wall was in place. Maybe gift article links are only good for so many accesses and then expire...? At least you were able to find an alternative story!
DeleteThe potatoes have a very strong will to grow but do look horrible.
ReplyDeleteDon't they?! The stuff of nightmares, as Mitchell said.
DeleteI am convinced you can grow anything. The Wondering plant seems to be climbing up a wall without a trellis.
ReplyDelete6 months will fly by, and you'll be free to do as you please! Good times ahead.
Well, not anything. I just don't write about my failures. Like my ginger plant, which I finally threw away because it looked so horrible,
DeleteRayray wanted to see the world. Cute and very lucky. There are youtube videos on him for those who are paywalled. Congrats that it worked out.
ReplyDeleteDave names your plants doesn't he?
Dave does name the plants, or at least some of them. "Wandering dude" does not have an official name yet, beyond that.
DeleteInto the compost bin?? No. Plant them in potato grow bags and harvest your own potatoes. Home grown food! I haven't read The Old Curiosity Shop.
ReplyDeleteWe grew potatoes one summer as an experiment, and it went fine, but I am not really enthusiastic to do it again!
DeleteCongratulations on only having to wait (and work) for six more months! It sounds incredible, but I am sure it will feel more and more real as the date gets nearer.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it still seems a long way off!
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