Tuesday, June 30, 2026

A Fruit Machine and More Wild Kingdom


We've got some more stuff blooming in the garden. Our sage finally produced a flower stalk, a little later than usual, I think. It sat more or less dormant through the spring, but then I repotted it and it took off.


And we have a hollyhock! And more buds coming! Hollyhocks never work that well for me, despite the fact that everyone says they're so easy to grow, so I'm thrilled to get even a single flower. I grew this plant from the seed of one outside the school where Dave works (and where I used to work). It bloomed a couple of years ago too. Maybe our luck with hollyhocks is turning around.

I took a long, long walk yesterday morning up around the Clitterhouse Playing Fields, almost up to Brent Cross, and then back again -- about five or six miles, according to Google maps. It was a good day for walking. The weather was comfortable and as usual there were some curious sights along the way.


Someone set out these blue and white plates for the taking. You will be surprised to learn that I didn't take any!  The two left-hand ones were pretty old and crackled, but it did make me think I should get a plate hanger to hang up my pheasant platter.


I also came across this wrecked gambling machine outside a house near Brent Cross. The British call these "fruit machines," because they have internal wheels that spin depicting pieces of fruit, like American slot machines. In fact I suppose it's a type of slot machine but there's a lot of stuff going on up top there that I don't understand. (I've never used a slot/fruit machine in my life and I plan to keep it that way.)


Anyway, it's one of the weirder things I've ever found out walking. Someone must have been pretty angry at it!

After I got home I read "Juice" and had lunch. At one point I heard a lot of squawking in the garden -- and as we've established, that's not unusual so I didn't immediately investigate. But when I went out later I found scattered feathers, a leg and entrails from what I believe was a young starling. I don't know whether the predator was a cat or a fox, but I suspect a cat would carry off its prey rather than pluck and disembowel it right away. So I'm leaning fox.


And finally, in the afternoon, I found two of these little critters wandering around on our Phlomis, or Turkish sage. Google tells me they're nymph forms of a southern green shield bug, also known as a stink bug, or Nezara viridula. Pretty, aren't they? It's an "instar," which means it's between molts as it grows and matures. Eventually it will be all green. Stink bugs do cause crop damage but I'm not growing any food, and I'm not worried about them eating our Phlomis. They can indulge all they want. In fact, we could use some help knocking that stuff back. It's out of control.

We've found these bugs in our garden in years past, so this isn't anything new. In fact I'm pretty sure I've photographed this instar stage before but if I blogged it I can't find the post now.

Life in the Wild Kingdom of West Hampstead!

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  1. Those slot machines aren't lightweight, so someone clearly put in a lot of effort to dump it like that. The hollyhock is beautiful. I would have taken the two uncrackled plates.

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    1. I guess someone must have bought the machine as surplus or scrap and then discarded it there. It's not like they put it in their pocket and ran out of the shop!

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  2. "Rocket Money"? Is that how that right wing numbskull - Elon Musk acquired sufficient funds to launch his "Space X" extraterrestrial garbage project - filling our night skies with waste items we do not want up there? If my theory is correct, I can understand why someone might smash that particular fruit machine to smithereens.

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    1. If it were Elon Musk's money he wouldn't be giving it out via a fruit machine! (Of course, they always make money in the long run, don't they?!)

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  3. I loved the 'penny' machines, mechanical wonders. Those blue plates might have a value, well two of them at least, very collectible in Laura Ashley time.

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    1. Yeah, the two far plates were pretty nice but I just don't need more stuff!

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  4. I wonder if the machine was stolen and broken open in search of money?

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    1. I wonder too, but that would be a heck of a thing to steal!

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  5. Just an average day for a retired person, but much of interest.

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    1. You just never know what weirdness you're going to come across!

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  6. I'm surprised someone put that huge machine out, just as I'm surprised about the plates: those I'd have taken to a thrift store for donation. Even cracked they make a nice display.

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    1. They do, and I hope someone adopted them -- someone with more space than me!

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  7. I would have been very tempted by the Asiatic Pheasant plate, they look lovely with plants stood on them if they are not suitable for eating off. Someone got REALLY cross with that fruit machine didn't they. :-)

    We saw our first butterfly yesterday, they seem very late this year.

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    1. Oh, that's true, they would have made a nice plant saucer. I didn't think of that!

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  8. That hollyhock is a pretty color!

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  9. We have stink bugs and they are indeed pests in the garden. I don't even bother to flick them off whatever I find them on though. Usually.
    I would definitely have taken at least one of those plates home. The blue willow platter is pretty impressive.

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    1. I already have one unusable platter! Maybe if I walk past again and they're still there I'll think about it. :)

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  10. I've not seen any of these bugs in my garden. So, each one was interesting.
    While you have coolness and a great day for a walk, we are to bake today and for the next two days. 90+ degrees F. My Mini-split AC will run around the clock.
    Your Hollyhocks are beautiful. The deer ate mine!

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    1. We're in for another hot spell too, but slightly cooler than the last one -- only up to the high 80's F.

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  11. That fruit machine is certainly a strange thing to find on the street. I love seeing the hollyhock blooms. I don't see many here. Your wild kingdom is a joy to observe.

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    1. I hope the hollyhock produces more flowers. It looks like it's going to.

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  12. I would have been tempted by those plates. I just love the color blue.
    You sure do pay a lot of attention to your bugs.

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    1. It makes them much more interesting to learn about them! The more you know, the more interesting they are.

      (My friend Kevin would say, "Steve, you need a pet.")

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  13. If I am correct hollyhocks flower every second year. Every other year they grow the leaf rosette where next year flower stalk will grow.

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    1. Oh, that makes sense. I guess that's why they're known as biennials rather than perennials -- because they bloom every second year?

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  14. I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you. You didn't pick up any of those plates. Are you feeling well Steve?

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    1. Right?! I was surprised myself. I might have picked them up if I were closer to home and not headed in the opposite direction, but I didn't want to have to carry them for four miles.

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  15. That's a pretty stink bug. I hate them in the house though. I love blue and white plates (like Delft) but would resist any more dishes since I have so many I should get rid of!

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    1. We never get stink bugs in the house, at least not that I've ever seen. I find them in the garden in the summer, but never in very great numbers.

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  16. Those don't look like what we call stink buds but there is a stinky version of a ladybug that hangs on plants. Seems our stink buds just hang on screens, or whatever the find when they make it into the house. They aren't that pretty and no spots!

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    1. Well, when this stink bug reaches maturity, it will be entirely green and without spots. So that might be what you're seeing -- mature ones, as opposed to instars?

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  17. We get those shield bugs marvelous tiny sculptures, but they emit a smell when alarmed. When I find them I'm careful not to alarm them when I catch them in a cloth and fling them outside.

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    1. A wise move! I haven't found any indoors, at least not yet.

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  18. I have the same experience with hollyhocks, Steve. They grow practically wild everywhere but where I plant them. Now I'm letting them do what they want, where they want. Wish me luck, because I love them so. -Kate (Saskatchewan)

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    1. There is a certain amount of that in gardening -- at the end of the day we have to let the plants decide where they'll be happy!

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  19. Well! That's a first ... seeing a fruit machine on the street!

    All the best Jan

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  20. You mis nothing on your walks.

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    1. Oh, I imagine I miss a lot. Who knows what's on the next street over?

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  21. If you had taken one of those places, you could have had a plate hanger AND a donation for an op shop. I would have been quite interested in that large old plate. That 'fruit machine' though...wouldn't you love to know the story behind that?

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    1. There was other stuff in front of the house too -- an old refrigerator and some other appliances and furniture. My guess is the house was recently vacated and all that stuff was left behind.

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  22. Always astonished at the "finds" London offers! You could have used those plates to decorate , mosaic, your garden stones. Now that you are retired you may get into projects like that. DO go to the House of Dreams sometime. you will. be inspired - maybe in a "go home and clean house" way but inspired none the less.

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    1. Yeah, I do need to check that place out one of these days!

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  23. Hollyhocks always make me think of old fashioned gardens. Yours is lovely.

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    1. They are very grandmothery plants, for some reason. I guess everyone's grandmother grew them? Dave's did.

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  24. There's probably a bit of ceramic history in those old platters.
    The colours on that bug are shouting "I'm poisonous. I taste bad"!..you don't expect it to turn green...but I suppose that is better camouflage

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    1. What would stop a good-tasting bug from evolving to display bad-tasting-bug colors?

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  25. Fruit machines make more sense these days than slot machines. I'm not sure either of them have a slot anymore. The ones over here that I've seen no longer take quarters or tokens, only credit cards. I guess technically a credit card slot is still a slot....

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