Tuesday, April 5, 2022

Finchley Italiano, with Appliance Drama


The fancy Italian furniture shop on Finchley Road that was selling the glass globules has closed down. Now the space is empty, except for this big photo mural in the window. I discovered through Googling that it depicts the Italian town of Ostuni, on the boot heel in the region of Puglia.

I'm pretty sure this mural wasn't up when the shop was in business. I guess they just wanted to leave us with a little taste of the homeland.


This person didn't seem all that impressed, but I like it. It's certainly better than newspaper or soaping the windows. There used to be a second photo mural to the right but it fell down after a few days -- you can see it crumpled on the ground inside the store.

We've had some neighborhood drama! Mrs. Russia (our upstairs neighbor) came to our door a few days ago complaining about Mrs. Kravitz's kitchen exhaust vent next door. Apparently Mrs. Russia is bothered by the noise and the cooking smells emanating from the vent and wanted to know if we were too. I told her no, we hadn't even noticed it.

Well, she sent what was essentially a "cease and desist" letter to Mrs. Kravitz, arguing that the vent is against building and/or noise codes. Mrs. K responded by calling me, arguing that the vent is within codes and working as it should. I've told both of them that I don't want to get involved in this squabble, but I did put Mrs. K's written response (which I thought was quite mild, considering the source) through Mrs. Russia's letterbox. Mrs. K says she's having engineers come to look at the fan to make sure it's working properly.

Drama!

And then more drama, this time of our own. Last night I did a load of laundry and Dave found water running across the kitchen floor. Apparently some drain or something is blocked. Time to call the management company and get them to service the machine (which, to be fair, hasn't been done in about five years).

As Roseann Rosannadanna used to say, "It just goes ta show ya. It's always somethin'."

54 comments:

Elizabeth said...

I love these characters that surround you and Dave.

River said...

If Mrs R is smelling Mrs K's cooking, I'd say the vent is working fine. I quite like walking past homes where I can smell onions or garlic, toast or bacon, one time I smelled barbecuing chops. I hope you get that drain fixed quickly, no one needs a river in their kitchen.

Yorkshire Pudding said...

To settle your neighbours' dispute may I suggest buying a large inflatable children's paddling pool. Fill it with compost and water and then you referee a mud wrestling match between Mrs Kravitz and The Russian Doll. For the sake of modesty, both should wear bikinis. You will need a whistle.

gz said...

YP that certainly stimulates the imagination!!
I hope your management company works speedily..hand washing clothes is no fun and launderettes expensive.. although they are a source of good conversation!!

Anonymous said...

Mrs Russia has windows open to the outside cold and odours emanating from Mrs Kravitz?

I am a little confused about your water leakage. Drain or machine itself?

Ed said...

Sounds like their nickname for you is probably Mr. Switzerland.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I meant odours emanating from Mrs Kravitz's home, not Mrs Kravitz herself.

Bob said...

With all the drama in and out of the house, you really NEED that mural right about now.

Jeanie said...

You ARE having drama! I love the "characters" in your world -- they are a book waiting to happen -- a series of essays (all started here!) Neighborhood "disagreements" can be fun with interesting characters -- until they try to get you involved. Nope... not my circus.

I love the idea of a mural or something "fun" when a place closes -- far better, as you said, than newspaper, boarding up, soaping or even leaving it blank. We are seeing a lot of empty storefronts in our downtown -- I wish they'd do the same.

Debby said...

Seems like Mrs. Russia would be keeping her head down and trying not to attract attention to herself in these days.

Ms. Moon said...

I would not touch that issue with a ten foot pole.

Sharon said...

Ah yes, it's always something. I wouldn't want to get involved in that exhaust fan dispute either, especially if you haven't even noticed it.

Wilma said...

I like the subtle reflection of the city in mural window - two worlds in one shot.
Interesting coincidences - our washer just died (waiting for a new belt for the agitator to resurrect the machine) and yesterday we installed a new kitchen exhaust fan, which is quite noisy and very effective.

NewRobin13 said...

Love that mural and the reflection of the city in the same window. Really lovely.
How interesting that Mrs. Russia came to you to discuss the smells and noise emanating from Mrs Kravitz's place.
Hope you get everything worked out with the washing machine drain. Oy.

Red said...

You're put in a very uncomfortable spot when you get in between two squabblers.

ellen abbott said...

I can understand Mrs. Russia asking if it bothered you as well. I guess Mrs. Kravitz was trying to enlist you on her side. Which seems a little bold considering you and she are often at odds.

Seems like it's been more recent that you were having water and drain problems with the washer.

Ellen D. said...

Maybe Mrs. Russia just needs a vent fan to blow Mrs. Kravitz' smells back at her! Good to not get involved!
I always feel sad to see a business closed.
Hope there is an easy solution to your leak problem!

Margaret said...

It is always something! Living in a house is full of one thing after another. Usually troubles with appliances or water leaks. Ugh.

Allison said...

Ahhhhh, there is just nothing like the sight of free flowing water in one's house. Hope they come out and fix it soon.

My life so far said...

They both come and talk to you about it?

What the hell.

Moving with Mitchell said...

I often think of Roseanne Rosannadanna. She was very wise… for a crackpot. I hope the neighbors leave you out of it now.

James and Brigitta said...

You must come across as a voice of reason, but no, I wouldn't go there either!

Kelly said...

How funny that everyone seems to think of you as the mediator! (love Ed's comment) Nope... I wouldn't want to get involved, either.

I hope they get there to do your washer maintenance quickly.

John Going Gently said...

Drama …I love it

Catalyst said...

Mrs. K deserves a little drama after all the complaining she's done.

crafty cat corner said...

It never pays to get into arguments with neighbours Steve. I thought Mrs.K would have told her where to go, she always comes across as really feisty. lol
Briony
x

Angelicastar said...

Hi Steve, Olga and Dave.....Let's blame Donald Trump for all this drama amongst people these days. (laughing hard) Now everyone seem to cause drama and try to add others into it. There was drama at dialysis this morning. Something happen on Saturday at a meeting with whomever and it was still going on today. This drama queen (tech) was looking in our mouth reading every word we were saying. I didn't comment on whatever happen. I was just talking to the lady in general but I assume this messy tech thought we would say something so she can carry it on. I will address her being nosey and messy on Thursday. I will also let her know if i have something to say that she wouldn't have to read my lips because I will tell her. Life is too short for bullshit and I know you won't but please don't get involved in their mess.(lol) I wouldn't listen to neither one nor answer my door when either come calling. (lol) I never visit my neighbors and never answer my door when they ring my door bell. I let them know at dialysis I am up at 5:00am and there at 6:00am and that is too early for bullshit. (laughing)

Steve Reed said...

As Mr. Rogers used to sing, "These are the people in your neighborhood..."

Steve Reed said...

I honestly don't know why she's wound up about the smells. I think it's more the noise than anything else.

Steve Reed said...

That is a nightmare from which I will now never awake.

Steve Reed said...

They DO typically respond pretty quickly.

Steve Reed said...

I'm pretty sure it's the machine. None of the other drains have shown any sign of a problem.

Steve Reed said...

It's funny you say that! All my friends used to call me "Switzerland"!

Steve Reed said...

I'll take any form of escape -- even a cheap photomural in the window of a closed-down furniture store!

Steve Reed said...

We definitely have a mix of interesting characters around here. I feel like some people go out of their way to provoke disputes with others.

Steve Reed said...

LOL -- you'd think! (Although to be fair I'm not 100 percent sure they're Russian. They could be Ukrainian!)

Steve Reed said...

Yeah, believe me, that's my approach!

Steve Reed said...

We haven't noticed it at all!

Steve Reed said...

Funny! Parallel worlds an ocean apart!

Steve Reed said...

I think it's a relatively simple fix. It's probably just lint in a line that needs to be cleared.

Steve Reed said...

Yeah, I'm not going there!

Steve Reed said...

Mrs. K acted like she was my best friend when she called me! Quite the opportunist!

Steve Reed said...

Mrs. K complained to me about some machinery that the Russians were using to repair or refinish their terrace. I had no idea what she was talking about either.

Steve Reed said...

And many of the houses in London are at least 100 years old, so that adds an extra layer of complication!

Steve Reed said...

I don't think our leak was as problematic as yours. We just cleaned ours up with a sponge!

Steve Reed said...

I know! What am I, the mediator?!

Steve Reed said...

I loved Roseanne Rosannadanna! The fact that I still think of her more than 40 years later says something, right?

Steve Reed said...

I suppose I do, but that's because deep down, I don't care!

Steve Reed said...

Ed was spot on. If my college friends were arguing I'd sometimes decline to take a side and they'd say, "Oh, he's being Switzerland again."

Sometimes I DID take a side, though, if someone was clearly in the wrong!

Steve Reed said...

A little goes a long way.

Steve Reed said...

What goes around comes around!

Steve Reed said...

Well, apparently they HAVE had some face-to-face confrontations, which is why they won't speak to each other now. (And why they call me!)

Steve Reed said...

You'd think at dialysis people would have more important matters to contend with, wouldn't you?!

Edna B said...

I hope your neighbors get their issue taken care of. And yes, it IS always something! I hope your machine is fixed soon. Hugs, Edna B.