Sunday, October 26, 2025
Potato Horror Show
We have a long, narrow window in one of our bathrooms, and maybe a year ago I put a pot with some cuttings from our "wandering dude" plant on the windowsill. As you can see, it has prospered to the point that it has outgrown that little niche. I think it's taking over the world. I'm not sure where it's headed next but it is creeping out into the room.
At left, in the frame, you can see that odd face mask I found on the beach in Vietnam.
Yesterday I started my annual Charles Dickens autumn reading project. This year I've chosen "The Old Curiosity Shop," which I know absolutely nothing about. I just like the name because I love a thrift store, and if Charles Dickens is writing about his era's equivalent of a Goodwill, well, that sounds pretty interesting. Then I made the mistake of reading the introduction by the Earl of Wicklow, from 1950, in which he revealed several significant spoilers. For example, he assumes (SPOILER ALERT!) that we know going into the book that Little Nell dies, but personally, I would have preferred to find that out at Dickens' pace.
I spent some time in the garden cutting down some spent Michaelmas daisies and tucking another dahlia into the shed for its winter nap. I also put our garden cam back out again -- I took it down last week, thinking I'd take a break from it, but I've been missing the antics of my wild critters.
Oh, and I got confirmation that my voluntary redundancy contract has been signed by the school, so that is that -- I am officially retiring as of April 15. Six more months to go! It's hard to believe.
I discovered a bag of potatoes in our pantry that, let's just say, had been there a while. When I opened it, this horrific scene awaited. Halloween-worthy, right? I mean, those are just fleshy roots, but still -- pretty gross. I am the king of finding ways to eat food that's a bit past its prime, but these were too far gone even for me. Into the compost bin they went.
In the evening, Dave and I watched "A House of Dynamite," Netflix's new movie by Kathryn Bigelow about a possible nuclear attack on the United States. It's a riveting moment-by-moment account of how such an event might unfold among the primary players, but the ending was maddening. I had a few quibbles with it -- for example, some fighter pilots were shown scrambling and then flying in their jet, presumably to surveil (or shoot down?) the incoming missile, but nothing ever came of them. And it was never explained -- at least, not to my satisfaction -- why the most obvious way to address the predicament (waiting) wasn't viable. I can't say any more without giving the plot away.
It's been a good movie weekend. On Friday we watched an old Shepperton Studios film from 1960 called "City of the Dead" starring Christopher Lee. Q-Anon Anonymous -- a podcast I follow that critiques conspiracy thinking -- did an episode on this film, which was ultimately about witchcraft, and though it is strictly a B-movie in the Saturday afternoon "Creature Feature" vein, I enjoyed it.
Do you want some happy reading? Check out:
-- The story of Ray Ray the cat, who stowed away among the luggage on top of the family car when his owners went for a road trip from Pennsylvania to New Hampshire. They found him unscathed after about 100 miles of driving.
-- The story of Kiki the disabled sheep, who cannot walk but has a custom-made cart she can steer and operate with her head to move around. She has become something of a star both at the animal refuge where she lives and on social media. (Admittedly, this one is bittersweet, and I think there's quite a bit of anthropomorphizing going on in interpreting Kiki's behavior, but still -- she's lucky to be alive and mobile. It seems insane that we eat perfectly healthy lambs and then go to such lengths to help a sick one, but no one ever said humans are free from moral contradictions.)
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I assure you, the potatoes were perfectly edible. I've "desprouted" potatoes with sprouts of six inches or more and used them. Removing the sprouts regularly is how we used to preserve our over wintering potatoes back when I was a kid on the farm so that they lasted through the winter until we could plant the remainder in the spring.
ReplyDeleteI saw a preview or something somewhere for House of Dynamite but didn't realize it was on Netflix. I will be watching it sooner rather than later.
Those potatoes will produce a fine crop in your compost next year.
ReplyDeletePerhaps the idea of eating lame lamb was too much too bear so I'm happy Kiki got a second chance!
ReplyDeleteThe wandering vine reminds me of my own Audrey 2, except Audrey is outside! Be careful -- we all know what happened with Audrey! (Maybe she'd go for the potatoes instead. We've all had those moments. The other day I found six jars of olives in varying states of emptiness (some practically full) in the fridge. This sent me on a search of how long opened olives can stay in the fridge... ah well. It sounds like a good reading and watching week. Loads of fun stuff here!
ReplyDeleteIt is hypocritical that a disabled is spared, but not the healthy lambs. Oh well, as you say, people are complicated. Maybe there was not enough meat on the disabled lamb? Harsh, I know.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on your upcoming retirement. I'm sure you will enjoy it very much, I know I do.
You and I have the same problem with plants, success. They just keep growing and outgrowing their pots and spots.
You're going to have a nice crop of potatoes next year! I like your version of that name, less stuffy than the Latin one which I use because I refuse the common name. I think I'll swipe that.
ReplyDeleteSo you have a countdown calendar now. Is Dave continuing? Oh wait, that may be part of what you can't talk about yet.
The wandering dude is clearly happy in the niche. The mask is a nice find. I'm sure I read that post when you published it but I didn't remember it. And to read the article about the sheep I would have to create a account which I declined to do. And you know, people gotta eat, we're omnivores so some animals get eaten, some get saved.
ReplyDeleteYour wandering plant is a Tradescantia. My Granny always called the plant Wandering Jew, they root really easily and seem very forgiving of whatever conditions they're kept in, although they don't like sitting in water. Good news about the redundancy. Xx
ReplyDeleteOkay, I do have to admit those potatoes do look very creepy. I'm glad you put them in the compost. I think that plant in the bathroom looks lovely. No need to worry unless it starts talking to you.
ReplyDeleteThose potatoes are nightmare producing!
ReplyDeleteGood news about the redundancy....my brother did that...six months, where he only needed to give two. He had a fine time assuring people that. no, he couldn't be on that project because he wouldn't be there to finish it!!
ReplyDeleteI'm about to post a photo on my blog for you....
Yes. Those potatoes are pretty odd-looking. Those are some seriously fleshy roots. They will probably grow in your compost as others have pointed out.
ReplyDeleteSix months! It will fly by. Sort of.
I hate spoilers. You'll never find one in my books reviews. (in the comments, maybe, but not my review)
ReplyDeleteWe are a mass of contradictions, me included. You get to retire early, yay!!
ReplyDeleteYou have Triffids in your bathroom.
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