Tuesday, April 22, 2025

St. Clement Kills the Toaster


In Britain the Easter weekend is bracketed by two holidays -- Good Friday and Easter Monday -- when many businesses are typically closed. Yesterday was Easter Monday, so it's back to routines today. It was a quiet Easter Monday around here, mostly involving gardening and reading.

I was sorry to hear about the death of the pope. I am not Catholic so I have no direct personal stake in the pope or his theology, but I thought Pope Francis did an excellent job embodying the positive aspects of Christian love and trying to open the church to communities that had been marginalized and underserved. Of course he took a lot of heat for this, and the polarizing impulses that we see sweeping politics are also dividing the church.

It's interesting how this polarizing tendency is being felt all around the globe in a variety of contexts. Is it all because of the Interwebs and social media, where we find people (and algorithms) to fuel our more extreme views, stoking them like a white-hot oven? Or does it have something to do with a quintessential difference in the way progressives and conservatives think, and the way those differences are felt more strongly and loudly in our media-saturated modern society? Who knows.

Anyway, RIP Francis. You were the right Pope at the right time.


Our hideous camellia is blooming. As you can see, when the blooms are fresh they're not bad, though this one is already beginning to brown just a touch on its outer edges. The plant only becomes hideous when those old blossoms are still hanging there weeks later, brown and droopy. I think white flowers in general are uninteresting so this is not a bush I would choose to plant.

Dave fertilized the roses, the citrus and the tree fern yesterday. I have more plants that need repotting but I am out of compost, so for the time being everything is just going to have to cope.

In the afternoon I went to toast our last St. Clements hot cross bun, and when I turned on the toaster it flipped the circuit breaker. What?! I reset the breaker and tried again, and the same thing happened. I was concerned the outlet was to blame, so I moved the toaster to another outlet, and this time when I turned it on I could see an arc of electricity at the bottom of the heating elements. (And it tripped a different breaker.) Clearly it had a short of some kind, so I took it right down to the council electronics recycling bin on the high street and threw it in. So much for that. A replacement toaster is on the way, and I ate my St. Clements bun untoasted.

Here's Olga brutalizing our candytuft plant in her evening face-wiping ritual:


I cleaned out the blog list in my sidebar yesterday, shedding about ten old blogs that were mostly inactive. Either the bloggers had died or had gone silent, and a few are still blogging but for whatever reason I found myself unlikely to read them anymore. It happens. Relationships evolve (or devolve) and we go our separate ways, hopefully with best wishes all around. No harm, no foul.

(Top photo: Colorful doors on Oxford Street, last week.)

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  1. I am very reluctant to prune my blog list. It's like taking a dead friend off my address list, feels so final. I often wonder what happened to blogs that go silent.

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    1. I have been reluctant too, but mine was getting longer and longer and I was finding it hard to manage. It's understandable to suspect that something happened to silent bloggers, but I think in many cases people just tire of blogging and move on. I know a few of those silent bloggers and they just stopped, for whatever reason.

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  2. How I love that title! My toaster went on fire last summer. I happened to be standing over it, thank goodness. Flames were actually coming out of it. I do not like my new toaster - it takes too long and it browns unevenly and the toast never gets hot enough to melt the butter! Very unsatisfactory :) I hope yours is better than that!

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    1. Wow! That sounds like quite a fire. At least I didn't see flames, but I think it probably would have eventually caught fire if I continued to try to use it.

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  3. We still have our 30 year old Dualit toaster. Best thing since ... ummm.....sliced bread!

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    1. I have one back in the states that's from the 1950s or '60s, and I've had it since the mid '80s -- and it works great! (It's also very cool looking.)

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  4. "Dave fertilized the roses"...What if The Russians or Mrs Kravitz had looked out and seen him crouching there?

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  5. I'm glad the toaster didn't start a kitchen fire. Does your oven have a "grill" function? You could toast your buns there...

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    1. I came here to suggest the same!

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    2. We could toast in the oven in a pinch, but we'll have a new toaster in a matter of days so it's no big deal.

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  6. He was a decent man in the job at the right time...and his failings? No-one is perfect.

    Next time an appliance goes like that, I'm sure there is a community mending and recycling place that would take it...or a "mending café"...
    Better than just chucking it...and these places often get the mended pieces to those who need them or sell to support charity. (After PAT testing of course 🙂)

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    1. I'm not aware of any place locally that repairs small appliances like that. There may be one, but I'd rather not risk a fire, even though I agree it's a shame to have to toss it. (It was several years old, at least.)

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  7. I am in love with that top image. I agree with you about bold white flowers. Glorious when they’re perfectly fresh, but sad the minute they start to turn. As far as popes go, he was an improvement but also fighting a losing battle. Cold cross buns just don’t sound the same. Thank the goddess for circuit breakers!

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    1. Yeah, that's for sure. That circuit breaker prevented a more serious problem!

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  8. I have cleaned my blog list of the silent blogs but I keep those of bloggers who have passed away. I like to visit every now and again and remember them through their words.

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    1. That's a good solution. You and Boud got me thinking and this is the approach I eventually took -- I put back the blogs of those who had died.

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  9. I'm with Mitchell- that top photo is fantastic.
    Darn it. I'm never going to think about white camellias the same now. White magnolia blossoms will never lose their appeal for me though, so all is well.
    Olga surely does not want to go to bed with a dirty face, does she?
    Toasters can be scary.

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    1. Don't let me kill your enthusiasm for white flowers! Magnolias are not boring, partly by virtue of their amazing scent. The face-wiping thing from the dog is hilarious. This is a habit she's only developed in the last year or two.

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  10. I'm not Catholic, but was sad to learn of Pope Francis's passing.He acted according to his conscience and no-one could ask more of a person than that.
    I love the video clip of Olga in the candytuft. One of our dogs would always make a point of standing among the greenery in the conservatory.

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    1. They like to show that while the plants get a lot of attention, the dogs still rule the roost!

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  11. We had azalea blossoms as our brunch centerpieces at church on Sunday & the white ones were wimpier than the pink & fuchsia ones & were already browning by the time our meal was over. So even though they made a nice contrast, yes, white flowers are problematic.

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    1. I've never understood white azaleas. What's the point?!

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  12. "Hideous" seems like such a harsh adjective for your poor camellia. It's looking pretty in that photo. Glad your toaster didn't start a fire but I don't think you should blame the buns!

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    1. Ha! It is deliberately over-harsh, but as I said, "hideous" describes the entire bush, not the individual blossoms. It's a misshapen bush and the blossoms brown so quickly.

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  13. I considered Pope Francis "my pope" despite becoming Catholic under the reign of John Paul II. He had me at first when he used the same patron saint as I did as inspiration, St. Francis of Assisi. He really hooked me though with his ability not to judge others which is the topic of my impromptu post today. I don't think there will be another pope quite like him but I am praying that the next one can pick up where he left off just the same.

    I think you were right with your first thought Steve. I think it is social media to blame for our divisive political views. When I talk face to face with people, I often find wide swaths of common ground, more so than I find beliefs that divide us.

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    1. Yes, there's definitely a lot more room to perceive the humanity of others when you're talking to them face-to-face.

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  14. I've tried over and over to clean out the blog list on my side bar but it will not let me delete anything. I'm going to have to just delete it and then re-so it.

    Our toaster is ancient, 20, maybe 30 years old and it toasts differently every time it's used which is everyday because that's what Marc has for breakfast. Usually the bread is untoasted on the ends and dark in the middle but sometimes it comes out perfect. since I only eat toast once a week I have made it his responsibility to get a new toaster. So far, nope.

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    1. Go to your settings and select Layout, then select your sidebar and after editing scroll right down to select "save" to save the changes. Hope it works, I haven't changed anything on mine for ten years.

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    2. River is right, so I hope those instructions work! A 30-year-old toaster is pretty impressive. Ours was only a couple years old.

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    3. Yeah, I know how to do it, have tried many times but it never saves the changes. I click the save button, it goes dark and freezes.

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  15. I enjoyed watching Olga doing her face wiping. She's wagging her tail as she's doing it! You brought up some interesting questions as to why we have become so polarized. I wish I knew the answer to that one! And good you got rid of that toaster. I think it is great that you have a place where you can recycle electrical things.

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    1. Yes, the tail is so funny! You can tell she's enjoying herself!

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  16. Olga Girl Is The Cutest - Loved That Tail Action While Itching That Face - And That Mortified Glance When She Noticed The Camera , Classic - Brother Reed , You So Totally Made My Earth Day

    Stay Groovy ,
    Cheers

    P.S. Thanx For Not Dumping My Blog Into The Digital Graveyard Even Through I Am Unable To Reply On My OWN Blog These Days - Sending Positive Vibes Your Way

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    1. You can't comment on your own blog? What's up with that?! What kind of message do you get when you try?

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  17. I wish we had a place to recycle electronics here. That would come in handy. Those are some elaborate doors you found. I agree about Pope Francis. It will be interesting to see what kind of new pope is elected. It seems to me that these times call for someone who will encourage acceptance and peace and will lead Christians back to a "love thy neighbor" philosophy.

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    1. Definitely. I'd love to see someone who emphasizes tolerance, love and humility.

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  18. The Pope gave his all to make the world a better place and I can't fault that. I also liked his direct and clear message delivery around Christian love and equality.
    When white flowers turn brown, I want to cut them off which reduces the blooming and growth. I have no white flowers in my garden.
    My dog likes to rub his nose too. With all the pollen right now, my vet says it is uncomfortable for Caesar. She recommended Zyrtec (over-the-counter allergy relief) one daily with breakfast.

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    1. Olga only does it after she eats her canned food in the evening, so I think it's definitely a cleanliness response, as opposed to an itchy nose or allergy. I didn't know dogs could take Zyrtec!

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  19. I'm not Catholic either, but I loved this Pope. He was just the right guy (and the fact that he cared about things that matter to me in the same ways probably was a factor, too!) I hear you on the toaster. I have never had a toaster that I liked. They seem to be ok for a bit and then the coils start to go or it takes forever to toast, no matter how high you turn up the temperature. I know there are several places in London where volunteers who understand how to do this fix home electronics like that a no charge. But sometimes when it breaks it's a good reason to get a new one!

    I think you're right about social media affecting the world mood.Things travel so quickly -- both the good and the bad. I haven't looked at the blog list in eons. I don't even know if I have one anymore!

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    1. Yeah, I'd be worried about safety trying to get that toaster to last longer. Not after the park I saw!

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  20. Electricity scares me sometimes! I don't understand although I do understand the danger when it arcs or sets off a circuit breaker. I'm not Catholic but I did admire and respect this Pope for many reasons. I hope that the next one is as kind and (relatively) progressive as Francis. I have my doubts about that happening though. :( I've cleaned out my blogroll several times and need to do it again. Sigh.

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    1. I think arcing is what I was seeing, though it was a very small arc.

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  21. Fabulous door knockers there Steve!
    I keep on reading stories (serious ones with videos and science) about people cleaning their toaster successfully in the dishwasher and have considered trying it out but you have to let it dry for 48 hrs afterwards, too long to go without toast for me.

    There have been mostly sad reactions to the pope here but plenty negative ones mainly from the gay community for his homophobic comments.

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    1. I cannot imagine running a toaster through the dishwasher. This was the closest we've had to a gay-friendly pope! I think he was far and away more tolerant than any of his predecessors.

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  22. You're being mean to your camellia! I think its white bloom is lovely. I toast things under the oven broiler far more often than in the toaster.

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    1. The bloom is lovely when it's fresh, I'll give you that. Unfortunately it's only fresh for a short while and then it's un-fresh for weeks.

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  23. I'm not catholic or Christian really, but the Pope seemed like a man who walked the walk and I admired that about him. It's a rare thing indeed.

    Olga rubs her face on your candy tuft, Heidi likes to dig holes in the grass. Sigh.

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    1. Exactly -- that's what impressed me about him. I thought he put the humans before the dogma.

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  24. I think your camellia is lovely. It probably gets flower rust, a fungus, which is treatable with fungicide and thinning some branches out so air circulates.

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    1. Hmmmm...I don't think it's rust, though I could be wrong. I think the flowers just age quickly and brown at the edges as a result.

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  25. always admired Papa Frank for the most part. He did have a few hic -ups but then who does not. Cameias here last about five minutes- I think it is a wasted space as the bushes are not paritcularly gorgeous or anything.
    Olga girl scritch face cutie!!

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    1. Yeah, when they're not blooming, they're truly nothing special.

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  26. I have resorted to toasting my hot cross buns in the air fryer. Or dry frying them. Hot cross buns need to be toasted!!

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    1. They are definitely better that way! (Hence the "hot.")

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  27. He truly did challenge attitudes...even for those who are not Catholic. I will never forget his answer to the little boy whose father had committed suicide. He asked if his father had gone to hell. He responded with such love and compassion, stopping everything to comfort a brokenhearted boy. I loved him for that.

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    1. For me it was the "Who am I to judge?" when asked about gay clergy. Such a wonderful openness and humility.

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  28. Thanks to the Great Buddha my blog is still there! I wonder, sometimes, why anyone bothers with it, considering it's inanity.

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    1. Ha! I wonder the same thing about mine. It's important for us all to support each other!

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  29. Me too! I'm trying to blog more often, and less about the orange one, but it's all so egregious. The toaster sounds like a real fire hazard.

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    1. Yeah, it definitely have me the willies which is why I threw it out so promptly. I didn't even want it in the house!

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