Saturday, March 6, 2021

Poor Bored Foxes


Remember how I staked up the daffodils in the garden? Well, some critter is having fun with the stakes at the daffodils' expense. I went out yesterday and found one of the stakes lying in the grass, the string gnawed in half, daffodil heads strewn about. This has happened a couple of times. It seems an odd thing to play with, but somebody out there is amused by it.


I guess life is pretty boring for garden foxes when they're not being chased by dogs. They need a toy. 

And now the daffodil hospital on our kitchen windowsill has several more patients. (I guess it's more of a hospice than a hospital, truth be told.)


Here's what our seedlings look like -- as you can see, I have one corncockle at upper left, and a sprinkling of tiny foxgloves. Still nothing from the honesty (I'm surprised!) or the jimson weed.


I was walking to work on Thursday when I found this plate in a box of stuff left out with someone's trash. It's not really my style -- more "Pioneer Woman" than "Bald Fiftysomething Gay Man" -- but I picked it up anyway. We have a cabinet of useful dishes at work, for office parties and that kind of thing, so I washed it up and added it to our stash.

Prompted by several of you, Dave and I watched "Murder Among the Mormons" last night. We found it interesting and although I have a dim memory of hearing about the "salamander letter" at some point in the past, I didn't remember anything else about the case, so it was mostly new to me. I was a freshman in college when all that went down and I'm sure I wasn't paying much attention to the news. I read Jon Krakauer's book "Under the Banner of Heaven" years ago and that was a riveting account of Mormonism, particularly as practiced in a couple of fundamentalist communities in southern Utah and northern Arizona. It may have mentioned the "salamander" case as well, I'm not sure.

I took my first Covid test yesterday. As school reconvenes on Monday, the administration has asked everyone to get tested and to be tested regularly in the immediate future, in an effort to catch asymptomatic cases. We've all been given self-tests to perform at home. Well, yesterday I had a test administered by a health worker at school -- just so I'd know what to do for the self-testing. It was negative, needless to say. It seems unlikely this precaution will turn up asymptomatic cases but maybe it will.

Dave made some terrific chocolate chip cookies yesterday -- in fact, more chocolate chunk than chip. He broke up a dark chocolate bar and incorporated it, as well as toasted walnuts, into the cookie dough. When he was baking, he exclaimed happily at how well they were turning out, and I said, "Looking good?"

"No!" he said, in mock annoyance. "They're looking fabulous!"

"Oh, so there's glitter on them?" I said. "And feathers?"

41 comments:

Moving with Mitchell said...

The cookies sounded great until the glitter and feathers. But fabulousness doesn't come cheap.

"As you can see..." Yes I immediately knew that was a corncockle. Excuse me while I go look up corncockle.

John Going Gently said...

The dish is a child’s dish live seen the design before

crafty cat corner said...

When we had our allotment, the foxes bit the hose pipe into several small pieces, lol
Love the plate, another great find.
Briony
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Ursula said...

Should you put that plate up for sale may I please have first right of refusal. Imagine serving someone a bowl of soup and their surprise and amusement at what they'll find at the bottom!

I am quite jealous of your "kerb crawling" finds. The closest I come to it here, at the South Coast, is going to the municipal tip/recycling center. There is an area where the staff will put out what is someone's trash, another's treasure. That way, once upon a time, I procured a pupil's school desk, wooden, complete with inkwell and lidded storage space. And a vase so outrageously retro it makes Kitsch sing. Strange thing is that the old school desk, in many ways drab and unassuming to look at, draws (it sits in our hall way) many a comment from visitors.

Some years ago, further down same coast, I lived close to an artists materials' shop specialising in customized framing. Sometimes a frame would go "wrong" (say two millimetres out) and they'd put them out on the pavement, empty, for pennies. Thus a large and discarded beauty I took to a glazier and had their best mirror glass put in. Price of the individual parts immaterial - what is lovely if you see potential, beauty and a use where, maybe, at first glance there isn't.

U

Yorkshire Pudding said...

"The Mystery of the Daffodil Stakes" by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle featuring Sherlock Holmes and his sidekick Olga (The Hound of the Baskervilles).
It was a mmonlit night in West Hampstead and something stirred in the shrubbery, something malevolent and wrong...

Bob said...

The plate may not be my style either, but I am amazed at the things, treasures sometimes, you find as you walk around.

And I kind of like the idea of glitter and feathers to make the cookies more fabulous. As Carlos is the MasterBaker™ at our house, I'm wondering if there are edible feathers and glitters?

Ms. Moon said...

"Fabulous" is such a fabulous word.
I like the little dish. It's sweet.

ellen abbott said...

OK, well, that made me laugh, the whole fabulous thing. and of course you picked up that perfectly fine and sweet dish.

Ellen D. said...

Don't you have a camera out in your garden? Maybe you can spy the culprit?
The daffodils do look sweet on the windowsill!

My life so far said...

Feathers and glitter = fabulous. I love it and will have to remember that!

I made gingerbread pancakes for supper last night, very good.

Anonymous said...

You made me laugh, Steve... more like a daffodil hospice than hospital. Yes, even the ones we know won't survive get acts of kindness.
We haven't watched the "Murder Among The Mormons" but when I first saw the title while streaming something on Netflix the other day, my brain saw "Murder Among The Morons." Now that's what I've been calling it, with no offense meant whatsoever to the actual Mormons. I just can't stop seeing that title.
I got my first Covid Vaccine yesterday. Yay!!! I hope you get yours soon.

Jane and Lance Hattatt said...

Dear Steve,

Well, we are constantly amazed at what you find lying on the pavement on your travels around town. We can honestly say in all our years that we have never found anything remotely worth picking up from the street, but you seem to find treasure on every outing. we love the dish. Indeed, it reminds us of the 'Young Pioneers' here in Hungary who all wore brightly coloured neckerchiefs just like the geese on the dish.

Anyone who can make biscuits declared as fabulous is welcome in our kitchen. We really never want to be in the kitchen, but needs must. However, the thought of fabulous meals being brought hot from the oven to the table fills our hearts with joy. Lucky you!!

Just a suggestion, but perhaps your next bulb planting could include varieties of Narcissus pseudonarcissus, which is a relative of the wild daffodil and is small, short, stocky and strong. What it lacks in height it makes up for in simple beauty, would not need staking and would multiply generously. It might be an answer to that problem at least.

Red said...

I like Jon Krakauers books so I will look for this one.

Linda Sue said...

Oh Man, The Banner Of Heaven undid me! I was expecting some of the same from the DOC and the (hilarious) salamander letter but got none of that, just highly skilled guy who took it down the wrong fork in the road. Genius , really. Seriously mad, as can be seen at the end when they show his photo through the years. Thanks for the laugh- Glitter and feathers. LOVE!Xx

Margaret said...

Those cookies do sound fabulous to me! I also read "Under the Banner of Heaven" but haven't heard much about that show. I'll have to look it up.

Jennifer said...

Mmmmmmmm! Those cookies DO sound fabulous. I love toasted walnuts (and dark chocolate chunks!) in cookies. Sorry about your daffodils, but think how much fun the foxes must have had!

Sharon said...

Oh my goodness, those cookies sound heavenly. I might have to whip up a batch myself.
I hadn't heard of that movie you mentioned but years ago, I drove through Colorado City in far north Arizona just to see what it looked like. I was with two friends and we were all on edge the whole time. It seemed like every house was huge and under construction because they have to keep adding on rooms for new wives and kids. We couldn't get out of there fast enough.
Your "hospice" window looks very cheerful.

Janie Junebug said...

I'm a little bored. Maybe I can find something to play with in a neighbor's yard. I haven't watched Murder Among The Mormons yet, but I also read Jon Krakauer's book, which was very interesting. He's a good writer.

Love,
Janie

The Padre said...

Righteous Post - Well Done - Heavenly Cookies There Mr D - Enjoy The Week Ahead

Cheers

Debby said...

Pro tip: avoid smarty pants comments when chocolate chunk cookies are involved. :)

Steve Reed said...

We must suffer for our fabulousness. I don't know why corncockles are called that, but they're nice-looking plants!

Steve Reed said...

That makes sense. The ducks look a bit like Beatrix Potter characters, don't they?

Steve Reed said...

They play with Olga's toys when we leave them in the garden overnight!

Steve Reed said...

It's great that the staff at the recycling center set stuff aside that others might find useful. I've seen frame shops with those inexpensive "mistakes" on the pavement for just a few pounds.

Steve Reed said...

Our garden has its share of wildlife but I don't think any of it is malevolent. Not like Florida, where MOST of it is.

Steve Reed said...

I'm not sure about feathers but I bet edible glitter exists. Which doesn't mean I want to eat it.

Steve Reed said...

It was too cute to leave there, that's for sure!

Steve Reed said...

Glad it made you laugh. :)

Steve Reed said...

We do! I just set it up again so we'll see if we get any interesting footage in the next few days.

Steve Reed said...

I love gingerbread! Maybe that will be our next batch of cookies.

Steve Reed said...

Ha! Funny what we see when we read things quickly. In this case, whatever the perpetrator was, he was decidedly not a moron.

Steve Reed said...

If we replant daffodils we will definitely go for those! Thanks for the tip. The daffodils we have were planted long before we moved in 7 years ago -- it's amazing how reliable they are, coming up every year, even if they are a bit "floppy."

Steve Reed said...

I believe it was criticized for its portrayal of Mormonism, because as I recall it focuses partly on some very extreme Mormon believers -- not mainstream Mormons. Still, it's interesting.

Steve Reed said...

Yeah, that guy is the epitome of psychopathic. Dave and I are convinced he and his childhood friend are both gay and repressed, too, which probably exacerbated their craziness.

Steve Reed said...

It's worth checking out! Some truly bizarre characters, for sure.

Steve Reed said...

I can just picture them out there frolicking! Hopefully our garden camera will capture some footage now that I've set it up again.

Steve Reed said...

YES! That's the place Krakauer wrote about -- and neighboring Hillsdale, in Utah. Super weird!

Steve Reed said...

Ha! I think your entertainment threshold might be higher than our neighborhood foxes'!

Steve Reed said...

There's nothing bad about a chocolate chunk cookie!

Steve Reed said...

Yeah, true. I'm just appreciative he made them! :)

e said...

Were the cookies gluten free? That [late is granny cute.